{"id":117547,"date":"2020-11-22T09:40:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-22T06:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/the-best-funny-things-to-ask-google-assistant\/"},"modified":"2020-11-22T09:40:00","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T06:40:00","slug":"the-best-funny-things-to-ask-google-assistant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/the-best-funny-things-to-ask-google-assistant\/","title":{"rendered":"#The Best Funny Things to Ask Google Assistant"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_85 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a32c2ac4fad2\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a32c2ac4fad2\" checked aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/the-best-funny-things-to-ask-google-assistant\/#How_to_Launch_Google_Assistant\" >How to Launch Google Assistant<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/the-best-funny-things-to-ask-google-assistant\/#Google_Assistant_Jokes\" >Google Assistant Jokes<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/the-best-funny-things-to-ask-google-assistant\/#Google_Assistant_Games\" >Google Assistant Games<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/the-best-funny-things-to-ask-google-assistant\/#Google_Assistant_Easter_Eggs\" >Google Assistant Easter Eggs<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<p><strong>&#8220;#The Best Funny Things to Ask Google Assistant&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-697406 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.howtogeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/xgoogle-assistant-funny.png.pagespeed.gp+jp+jw+pj+ws+js+rj+rp+rw+ri+cp+md.ic.a9pY1OHv-t.png\" alt=\"The Google Assistant graphic logo and a laughing emoji.\" width=\"650\" height=\"300\" onload=\"pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Google Assistant is a powerful tool that can make your life easier in many ways. However, it\u2019s not just about productivity and practicality. Below are some fun things you can ask Google Assistant to hear jokes, play <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/game\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"7\" title=\"Game\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">game<\/a>s, and find Easter eggs.<\/p>\n<h2 role=\"heading\" aria-level=\"2\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"How_to_Launch_Google_Assistant\"><\/span>How to Launch Google Assistant<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>These commands will work on a variety of Google Assistant-enabled devices, including <a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/google-assistant\/id1220976145\">iPhone<\/a>, <a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/google-assistant\/id1220976145\">iPad<\/a>, <a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=com.google.android.apps.googleassistant&amp;hl=en_US&amp;gl=US\">Android<\/a> devices, smart speakers, and <a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reviewgeek.com\/57611\/google-assistants-smart-display-overhaul-displays-stuff-smarter\/\">smart displays<\/a>. You don\u2019t need a Nest Home or Google Home device\u2014you can just use your phone or tablet.<\/p>\n<p>To get started, you just launch Google Assistant and recite the commands below whenever it\u2019s listening. For speakers and displays, you simply say, \u201cHey, Google,\u201d to launch the Assistant.<\/p>\n<p>On Android, there are a number of ways you can launch Google Assistant. The easiest is to say either \u201cOK, Google,\u201d or \u201cHey, Google.\u201d On newer devices, you can launch the Assistant by swiping from the bottom-left or -right corner.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_688977\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-688977 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.howtogeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/xgoogle-assistant-park-car-4.png.pagespeed.gp+jp+jw+pj+ws+js+rj+rp+rw+ri+cp+md.ic.cdhVMm6J87.jpg\" alt=\"Swipe from the bottom-left or -right of the screen to open Google Assistant on Android.\" width=\"495\" height=\"271\" onload=\"pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\"\/><\/figure>\n<p>On iPhone and iPad, you have to install the\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/google-assistant\/id1220976145\">Google Assistant app<\/a>, and then launch it from the Home screen. After you open the <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/download-scripts-themes-apps\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"9\" title=\"Download Scripts &amp; Themes &amp; Apps\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">app<\/a>, say \u201cOK, Google,\u201d or tap the microphone icon and the Assistant will start listening.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_688985\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-688985 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.howtogeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/xgoogle-assistant-park-car-12.png.pagespeed.gp+jp+jw+pj+ws+js+rj+rp+rw+ri+cp+md.ic.nEhAu31dO4.jpg\" alt=\"Tap &quot;Assistant&quot; to launch on iPhone or iPad.\" width=\"496\" height=\"266\" onload=\"pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\"\/><\/figure>\n<p>Now, without further ado, let\u2019s get on to entertainment. I won\u2019t spoil the punch lines for you.<\/p>\n<h2 role=\"heading\" aria-level=\"2\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Google_Assistant_Jokes\"><\/span>Google Assistant Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-697396 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.howtogeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/x2020-10-23_15-35-25.jpg.pagespeed.gp+jp+jw+pj+ws+js+rj+rp+rw+ri+cp+md.ic.95xptmwuhn.jpg\" alt=\"The &quot;make me a sandwich&quot; joke in Google Assistant.\" width=\"515\" height=\"248\" onload=\"pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\"\/><\/p>\n<p>You can ask or say the following joke setups to get funny responses from Google:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What goes up, but never comes down?<\/li>\n<li>Do you know the muffin man?<\/li>\n<li>Why did the chicken cross the road?<\/li>\n<li>Who let the dogs out?<\/li>\n<li>What is your favorite dessert?<\/li>\n<li>Do you like to exercise?<\/li>\n<li>Make me a sandwich.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>You can also ask Google Assistant to tell you a joke. There are\u00a0tons\u00a0of them in a variety of categories. Chances are, if you ask for a joke about a specific topic, Google will have one.<\/p>\n<p>Below are some different ways you can ask:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Tell me a joke.<\/li>\n<li>Tell me a kid\u2019s joke.<\/li>\n<li>Tell me a dad joke.<\/li>\n<li>Tell me a knock-knock joke.<\/li>\n<li>Tell me a pun.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2 role=\"heading\" aria-level=\"2\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Google_Assistant_Games\"><\/span>Google Assistant Games<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>If you can\u2019t take another dad joke, there are also some games you can play. They don\u2019t require downloading any apps, either, you just use your voice.<\/p>\n<p>Here are some of the options:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong><em>Are You Feeling Lucky?:\u00a0<\/em><\/strong>Just say, \u201cHey, Google, I\u2019m feeling lucky,\u201d and a trivia game will start. You can play with one other person or a group.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-697398 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.howtogeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/x2020-10-23_15-33-02.jpg.pagespeed.gp+jp+jw+pj+ws+js+rj+rp+rw+ri+cp+md.ic.duZqWHiZUS.jpg\" alt=\"The &quot;Are You Feeling Lucky?&quot; logo.\" width=\"515\" height=\"354\" onload=\"pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\"\/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Crystal Ball: <\/strong>Say \u201cHey, Google Crystal Ball,\u201d and, like a\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Mattel-Games-Magic-Ball-Retro\/dp\/B0149MC426\/?tag=hotoge-20\">Magic 8-Ball<\/a>, you can then ask a yes or no question. Google will then give you a cryptic response.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-697397 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.howtogeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/x2020-10-23_15-34-42.jpg.pagespeed.gp+jp+jw+pj+ws+js+rj+rp+rw+ri+cp+md.ic.4ibF5deZTH.jpg\" alt=\"The Crystal Ball answering a question in Google Assistant.\" width=\"515\" height=\"330\" onload=\"pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\"\/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em><strong>Mad Libs:\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>Say, \u201cHey, Google, Play <em>Mad Libs<\/em>,\u201d and Google Assistant will ask you to select a category, which you can do via voice or touch. The game then guides you through filling in the blanks and will then read you the final story.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-697400 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.howtogeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/x2020-10-23_14-57-06.jpg.pagespeed.gp+jp+jw+pj+ws+js+rj+rp+rw+ri+cp+md.ic.0rrkA1VLi_.jpg\" alt=\"An excerpt from &quot;Mad Libs&quot; on Google Assistant.\" width=\"515\" height=\"252\" onload=\"pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\"\/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Ding Dong Coconut:\u00a0<\/strong>If you say, \u201cHey, Google, Play Ding Dong Coconut,\u201d you can play a memory game that requires you to associate words with sounds. You have to remember which words go with which sounds, and more are added as the game progresses.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-697399 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.howtogeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/x2020-10-23_15-00-36.jpg.pagespeed.gp+jp+jw+pj+ws+js+rj+rp+rw+ri+cp+md.ic.xcJGKySElf.jpg\" alt=\"The Ding Dong Coconut game in Google Assistant.\" width=\"515\" height=\"295\" onload=\"pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\"\/><\/p>\n<p>To find more games, just explore the Google Assistant <a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/assistant.google.com\/explore\/i?intent=PlayGames&amp;category=5\">games section<\/a>. There are a lot to choose from, and they only require a Google Assistant-enabled device to play.<\/p>\n<h2 role=\"heading\" aria-level=\"2\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Google_Assistant_Easter_Eggs\"><\/span>Google Assistant Easter Eggs<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-697395\" src=\"https:\/\/www.howtogeek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/x2020-10-23_15-36-06.jpg.pagespeed.gp+jp+jw+pj+ws+js+rj+rp+rw+ri+cp+md.ic.L69sAuqp0i.jpg\" alt=\"frozen easter egg\" width=\"514\" height=\"178\" onload=\"pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;pagespeed.lazyLoadImages.loadIfVisibleAndMaybeBeacon(this);\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Google loves Easter Eggs and the Assistant is no exception. These aren\u2019t really jokes in the traditional sense, but some of them are still funny.<\/p>\n<p>Try asking or saying any of the following, and you\u2019ll see what we mean:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Do you like the iPhone?<\/li>\n<li>Do you like Android?<\/li>\n<li>Use the Force.<\/li>\n<li>May the Force be with you.<\/li>\n<li>Aren\u2019t you a little short for a stormtrooper?<\/li>\n<li>I am your father.<\/li>\n<li>Talk like Yoda.<\/li>\n<li>Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?<\/li>\n<li>Open the pod bay door.<\/li>\n<li>Do you know Hal 9000?<\/li>\n<li>How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?<\/li>\n<li>How many roads must a man walk down?<\/li>\n<li>Where is Waldo?<\/li>\n<li>Who\u2019s on first?<\/li>\n<li>You want the truth?<\/li>\n<li>What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?<\/li>\n<li>To be, or not to be?<\/li>\n<li>Mirror, mirror on the wall, who\u2019s the fairest of them all?<\/li>\n<li>Do you want to build a snowman?<\/li>\n<li>What do you mean I\u2019m funny?<\/li>\n<li>Are you afraid of the dark?<\/li>\n<li>Wherefore art thou, Romeo?<\/li>\n<li>What would you do for a Klondike bar?<\/li>\n<li>How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?<\/li>\n<li>Show me the money.<\/li>\n<li>Can you rap?<\/li>\n<li>Do you speak Morse code?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The beauty of Google Assistant is there\u2019s so much it can do. 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