{"id":139784,"date":"2020-12-22T19:00:21","date_gmt":"2020-12-22T16:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/"},"modified":"2020-12-22T19:00:21","modified_gmt":"2020-12-22T16:00:21","slug":"12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/","title":{"rendered":"#12 Christmas Rap Songs You Absolutely CANNOT Play Around Children"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_85 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a3b75fcd6f59\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a3b75fcd6f59\" checked aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9CA_Pimps_Christmas_Song%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Snoop_Dogg_f_Jake_the_Flake_Don_Bishop_%E2%80%9CMagic%E2%80%9D_Juan_2008\" >\u201cA Pimp\u2019s Christmas Song\u201d \u2013 Snoop Dogg f. Jake the Flake &amp; Don Bishop \u201cMagic\u201d Juan (2008)<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9CHow_Sean_Price_Stole_Christmas%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Sean_Price_2012\" >\u201cHow Sean Price Stole Christmas\u201d \u2013 Sean Price (2012)<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9CHo_Hoe_Hoes%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Poison_Clan_The_New_2_Live_Crew_1993\" >\u201cHo Hoe Hoes\u201d \u2013 Poison Clan &amp; The New 2 Live Crew (1993)<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9C12_Days_Of_Bhristmas%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%94_Love_Renaissance_LVRN_f_OMB_Bloodbath_Westside_Boogie_2020\" >\u201c12 Days Of Bhristmas\u201d \u2014 Love Renaissance (LVRN) f. OMB Bloodbath &amp; Westside Boogie (2020)<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9CChristmas_In_Da_Ghetto%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Master_P_C-Murder%E2%80%9D_1993\" >\u201cChristmas In Da Ghetto\u201d \u2013 Master P &amp; C-Murder\u201d (1993)<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9CSANTA_CLAUS%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Raz_Simone_2018\" >\u201cSANTA CLAUS\u201d \u2013 Raz Simone (2018)<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9CSt_Brick_Intro%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Gucci_Mane_2016\" >\u201cSt. Brick Intro\u201d \u2013 Gucci Mane (2016)<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-8\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9CCrustified_Christmas%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_RA_The_Rugged_Man_Mac_Lethal_2013\" >\u201cCrustified Christmas\u201d \u2013 R.A. The Rugged Man &amp; Mac Lethal (2013)<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-9\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9CMerry_Muthafuckin_Xmas%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Eazy-E_f_Rudy_Ray_Moore_aka_Dolemite_yall_Atban_Klann_Menajahtwa_Buc_Fifty_1992\" >\u201cMerry Muthafuckin\u2019 Xmas\u201d \u2013 Eazy-E f. Rudy Ray Moore (a.k.a. Dolemite, y\u2019all!), Atban Klann, Menajahtwa &amp; Buc Fifty (1992)<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-10\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9CChristmas_Song%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Juelz_Santana_f_Skull_Gang_2008\" >\u201cChristmas Song\u201d \u2013 Juelz Santana f. Skull Gang (2008)<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-11\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9CSanta_Baby%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Khia_2018\" >\u201cSanta Baby\u201d \u2013 Khia (2018)<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-12\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/12-christmas-rap-songs-you-absolutely-cannot-play-around-children\/#%E2%80%9CAfroman%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Deck_My_Balls_2006\" >\u201cAfroman\u201d \u2013 Deck My Balls (2006)<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>#12 Christmas Rap Songs You Absolutely CANNOT Play Around Children<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"image large\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hiphopdx.com\/2020\/12\/Sean-Price-800x600.jpg\" alt=\"12 Christmas Rap Songs You Absolutely CANNOT Play Around Children\" class=\"large\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"news-caption\">\n<span>Duck Down Music<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"body-copy  js-entry-text\" itemprop=\"articleBody\">\n<span class=\"location\">Editorial \u2013 <\/span> Classic Christmas songs all have a common thread in that they manage to capture the season\u2019s magic and wonder. However, there is no right way to celebrate the holidays; some music isn\u2019t celebrated to the same degree because it fails to adhere to the innocence associated with Santa Claus and the spirit he embodies.<\/p>\n<p>We don\u2019t just mean swears here or there, either. We\u2019re talking adult <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/download-scripts-themes-apps\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"9\" title=\"Download Scripts &amp; Themes &amp; Apps\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">theme<\/a>s that are 180\u00b0 from the term \u201cholly jolly.\u201d<\/p>\n<style>.centered-ad {\n                                    text-align: center;\n                                    margin: 0 auto;\n                                    }\n                                    #div-gpt-ad-body1 >div {\n                                     line-height: 0;\n                                     position: relative;\n                                     margin-bottom: 16px;\n                                    }<\/p>\n<p>                                #div-gpt-ad-body1 >div>iframe {\n                                    margin-bottom: 240px;\n                                    position: absolute;\n                                }<\/p>\n<p>                                .article-advertisement.article-body.article-<a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/news\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"2\" title=\"News\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">news<\/a>{\n                                    margin-top: 16px;\n                                }<\/p>\n<p>                                .article-advertisement.article-body.article-news p {\n                                    margin-top: 0;\n                                }\n                                    <\/style>\n<div id=\"div-gpt-ad-body1\" class=\"centered-ad\">\n<script>\n                        googletag.cmd.push(function () { \n                            googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-body1');\n                            googletag.pubads().refresh([window.ad_slot_body1]);\n                        });\n                    <\/script><\/div>\n<p>Here at HipHopDX, we\u2019ve rounded up a list of 12 Christmas rap songs that you absolutely shouldn\u2019t play when the kiddies are in the room.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CA_Pimps_Christmas_Song%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Snoop_Dogg_f_Jake_the_Flake_Don_Bishop_%E2%80%9CMagic%E2%80%9D_Juan_2008\"><\/span>\u201cA Pimp\u2019s Christmas Song\u201d \u2013 Snoop Dogg f. Jake the Flake &amp; Don Bishop \u201cMagic\u201d Juan (2008)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cYou know I\u2019m extra tight, I\u2019m takin\u2019 hella flight\/Catch a bad bitch I\u2019m just like Dolomite.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"A Pimp&#039;s Christmas Song\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SmwhAh8F8ro?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Few rappers have as many holiday songs as Snoop Dogg but\u00a0this one featuring The Archbishop himself, Don \u201cMagic\u201d Juan, and Michigan spitter Jake The Flake is special. If you thought you had little something in common with pimps, it turns out you both love the holidays!<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CHow_Sean_Price_Stole_Christmas%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Sean_Price_2012\"><\/span>\u201cHow Sean Price Stole Christmas\u201d \u2013 Sean Price (2012)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cFuck Christmas, fuck this shit\/Stick my dick in a box, fuck this gift\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"How Sean Price Stole Christmas (Animated Music Video)\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/48NVK4ZF5oQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>In some ways, this song is peak Sean Price \u2014 dripping aggressive IDGAF Energy on full tilt. Sampling Thurl Ravenscroft\u2019s \u201c<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=3Hj3U18FHgQ\">You\u2019re A Mean One Mr. Grinch<\/a>,\u201d Sean fully embodies his emerald-colored muse, The Grinch, as he holds no punches on his disdain for the holiday frills.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CHo_Hoe_Hoes%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Poison_Clan_The_New_2_Live_Crew_1993\"><\/span>\u201cHo Hoe Hoes\u201d \u2013 Poison Clan &amp; The New 2 Live Crew (1993)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cWe are not giving out any Christmas joy this season\/Just Christmas dick.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ho Hoe Hoes\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Pj37iOpGY1A?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The only thing harder than getting your hands on a physical copy of <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/157UqFsInYPDkHSEMyStbg\"><em>Christmas at Luke\u2019s Sex Shop<\/em><\/a> is choosing just one song on the compilation for this list. \u201cHo Hoe Hoes\u201d narrowly leads the pack, with bars that highlight their reluctance to give anything but \u201cD\u201d to \u201choes\u201d expecting extravagance for the holidays.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9C12_Days_Of_Bhristmas%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%94_Love_Renaissance_LVRN_f_OMB_Bloodbath_Westside_Boogie_2020\"><\/span>\u201c12 Days Of Bhristmas\u201d \u2014 Love Renaissance (LVRN) f. OMB Bloodbath &amp; Westside Boogie (2020)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cOn the ninth day of Bhristmas, my bitch got me a Glock\/She said, \u201cThis present ain\u2019t for you, I got this just for your opps.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"OMB Bloodbath &amp; WESTSIDE BOOGIE - 12 Days of Bhristmas (Home for the Holidays)\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oDM-AKHDlrQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Interscope signee OMB Bloodbath and Shady Records\u2019 Compton MC Westside Boogie connect for this twist on Frederic Austin\u2019s 1909 iteration of \u201c12 Days Of Christmas.\u201d However, pleasantries like mocking birds and golden rings are replaced by new guns and 12 days of non-linear street-isms.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CChristmas_In_Da_Ghetto%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Master_P_C-Murder%E2%80%9D_1993\"><\/span>\u201cChristmas In Da Ghetto\u201d \u2013 Master P &amp; C-Murder\u201d (1993)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cChristmas in the ghetto just ain\u2019t worth shit\/Tell Santa Claus he can suck my dick.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Master P &quot;Christmas In Da Ghetto&quot; Featuring C-Murder\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bGtZrdhHI_c?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This song paints an illustration of Christmas from the bottom, from sitting in a cell for selling work on Christmas Eve to just straight up navigating the realities of life in the early 90s running through the Calliope Projects of New Orleans.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CSANTA_CLAUS%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Raz_Simone_2018\"><\/span>\u201cSANTA CLAUS\u201d \u2013 Raz Simone (2018)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cBitch I\u2019m with the shit, we ain\u2019t got St. Nick, hit a lick\/Creepin\u2019 through your house with the tool, bitch I\u2019m Cindy Lou.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Raz Simone &quot;Santa Claus&quot; (WSHH Heatseekers - Official Music Video)\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VLPb19x8H04?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Raz Simone portrays\u00a0Santa Claus as a less than jolly figure who pulls licks, creeps through your home like Cindy Lou (from <em>The Grinch Who Stole Christmas<\/em>), and has sex with prostitutes rather than deliver gifts. Merry Christmas to all, indeed. (It\u2019s a bop, though.)<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CSt_Brick_Intro%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Gucci_Mane_2016\"><\/span>\u201cSt. Brick Intro\u201d \u2013 Gucci Mane (2016)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cSanta Claus of the hood, I pull up with the work\/They call me East Atlanta Santa, run up on me get murked.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Gucci Mane - St. Brick Intro [Official Music Video]\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yuBbGyWSc-c?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The East Atlanta Santa traps through the snow, spreading Wop-mas spirit through the neighborhood, over possibly one of the best Jingle Bell flips of all time (courtesy of Zaytoven).<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CCrustified_Christmas%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_RA_The_Rugged_Man_Mac_Lethal_2013\"><\/span>\u201cCrustified Christmas\u201d \u2013 R.A. The Rugged Man &amp; Mac Lethal (2013)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cI visit Miss Claus, got her clothes ripped off\/But that old bitch got my dick soft, now the elves are pissed off.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"R.A. The Rugged Man &amp; Mac Lethal - Crustified Christmas (Official Music Video)\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QAxmoP70WMY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>From comparing Santa to a white Rick Ross to graphic \u2014 and awkward \u2014 sexual exploits and smacking Grandmas around, R.A. and Mac Lethal take the <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=xQvaoRScND4\"><em>Bad Santa<\/em><\/a> concept to new heights.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CMerry_Muthafuckin_Xmas%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Eazy-E_f_Rudy_Ray_Moore_aka_Dolemite_yall_Atban_Klann_Menajahtwa_Buc_Fifty_1992\"><\/span>\u201cMerry Muthafuckin\u2019 Xmas\u201d \u2013 Eazy-E f. Rudy Ray Moore <small>(a.k.a. <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.netflix.com\/title\/80182014\">Dolemite<\/a>, y\u2019all!)<\/small>, Atban Klann, Menajahtwa &amp; Buc Fifty (1992)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cRing them bells, ring them bells, she\u2019s taking it all the way\/ Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Merry Muthafuckin&#039; Xmas\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EJZ42cfSjwI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This stands as one of the more recognizable anti-holiday spirit records out there. Still, possibly the most forgotten trivia piece about this song is that Black Eyed Peas members will.i.am and apl.de.ap (then known as <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0mVS3WoPtRM\">A.T.B.A.N Klann<\/a>) make a rowdy guest appearance.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CChristmas_Song%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Juelz_Santana_f_Skull_Gang_2008\"><\/span>\u201cChristmas Song\u201d \u2013 Juelz Santana f. Skull Gang (2008)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cWrap your lips and tongue around me\/I\u2019ll slide my gift under your Christmas Tree.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Juelz Santana Feat. Skull Gang - Christmas Song (Bad Santa Mixtape)\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7zhICC1rVxU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This single appears on the 2008 holiday LP by Jim Jones and Skull Gang, <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/music.youtube.com\/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kobbzk6wG6pF7W8_oMSWeOCzGGj-vk0Ek&amp;feature=gws_kp_album&amp;feature=gws_kp_artist\"><em>A Tribute to Bad Santa Starring Mike Epps<\/em><\/a>. If upper echelon holiday sex puns are your thing, Juelz Santana\u2019s verse is top-tier.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CSanta_Baby%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Khia_2018\"><\/span>\u201cSanta Baby\u201d \u2013 Khia (2018)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cNick made me wait all year for the dick\/12 months of Christmas screamin\u2019 ho, ho, ho.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Khia Santa Baby\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9_q9kkkNWAs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s almost laughable now that when Eartha Kitt first dropped \u201cSanta Baby\u201d in 1953, it was panned by many as too suggestive \u2014 even temporarily banned in the south. It\u2019s fun to imagine that same audience hearing Khia\u2019s 2016 take on the classic song.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CAfroman%E2%80%9D_%E2%80%93_Deck_My_Balls_2006\"><\/span>\u201cAfroman\u201d \u2013 Deck My Balls (2006)<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><b>Most Festive Bars:<\/b> \u201cLick my balls with lots of saliva, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la\/\u2019Tis the season to suck a drunk driver, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la\u201d<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"01. Afroman - Deck My Balls\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sxOgAMxvsYg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Afroman goes full a capella for this thoughtful take on the iconic classic \u201cDeck the Halls.\u201d Fun fact, once you hear this song, you\u2019ll likely be incapable of hearing the original without hearing this version in your head.<\/p>\n<p><em>Got an XXX-rated Christmas rap song that\u2019s more suited for spiked eggnog than roasted chestnuts? Drop it in the comments and we just may make a playlist! 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