{"id":143684,"date":"2020-12-29T21:41:44","date_gmt":"2020-12-29T18:41:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/alec-baldwin-must-know-more-about-hilaria-than-hes-letting-on\/"},"modified":"2020-12-29T21:41:44","modified_gmt":"2020-12-29T18:41:44","slug":"alec-baldwin-must-know-more-about-hilaria-than-hes-letting-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/alec-baldwin-must-know-more-about-hilaria-than-hes-letting-on\/","title":{"rendered":"#Alec Baldwin must know more about Hilaria than he’s letting on"},"content":{"rendered":"

“#Alec Baldwin must know more about Hilaria than he’s letting on<\/strong>”<\/p>\n

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Alec Baldwin, love of my life, obsession of my soul. My super-size, gelatinous hunk of Soft Serve non-dairy product. Failed impersonator of President Donald J. Trump. Duped husband of a lithe and flexible Spanish impersonator.<\/p>\n

Oh, babe, how I\u2019ve missed you!<\/p>\n

But Alec, dear, sweet, demented Alec. You really need to calm down and listen up.<\/p>\n

That woman you married, Hillary\/Hilaria, the one with the smoking body and a craving for celebrities with deep-seated anger issues, is not all that she seems. That ex-yogi, who has been passing herself off<\/a> for years as exotic and foreign, turns out to be as spiceless and American as a shopping-mall food court that\u2019s run out of Panda Express.<\/p>\n

She\u2019s a full-blown phony!<\/p>\n

Oh, Alec.<\/p>\n

The question that leaps out, like a temper tantrum on steroids, is: What did you know, and when did you know it? You must realize that every word of your wife\u2019s resume, with the possible exceptions of \u201cthe\u201d and \u201cand,\u201d are as fictional as your Zen?<\/p>\n

The brouhaha started after comedienne Amy Schumer cheekily reposted<\/a> (and later deleted) on Instagram a photograph of \u201cHilaria,\u201d the mother of five little Baldwins, wearing sexy lingerie while holding her baby son, Eduardo \u201cEdu\u201d Pao Lucas. (Ouch.) App<\/a>arently, Schumer was taking a jab at Hill\u2019s boastful post-partum lack of stretch marks and baby weight.<\/p>\n

Hill was upset with what she considered Schumer\u2019s lithe body-shaming. She responded with a recorded message of her displeasure. Except, in place of her usual Spanish inflections \u2014 in one TV appearance, she even seemed to forget the English word for \u201ccucumber\u201d \u2014 this time her accent was pure American. The \u2018net went wild!<\/p>\n

\"Hilaria
Hilaria Baldwin<\/figcaption>
Taylor Hill\/FilmMagic<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It started with this tweet from Leni Briscoe<\/a>: \u201cYou have to admire Hilaria Baldwin\u2019s commitment to her decade long grift where she impersonates a Spanish person.\u201d This was followed by various messages from high school chums \u2014 in Massachusetts. They said \u201cHillary,\u201d that\u2019s what they called her, was as American as a cheeseburger and fries, things she certainly would never touch.<\/p>\n

This caused Alec to shoot back with both barrels<\/a> on Instagram Sunday, bizarrely comparing Briscoe to \u201cused coasters with the rings on them and the stains on them.\u201d<\/p>\n

Huh?<\/p>\n

\"Alec
Alec and Hilaria Baldwin<\/figcaption>
Getty Images for SBIFF<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Finally, Hillary Baldwin outed herself. What a relief!<\/p>\n

The bio posted on her speakers agency website<\/a> claiming she was born in Mallorca, Spain, and moved to the United States at age 19 to attend New York University? The printed profile that stated the same?<\/p>\n

It was all pure fiction.<\/p>\n

In reality, she admitted, she was born in Boston<\/a>. Her official name was Hillary Hayward-Thomas.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhen I was growing up, in this country\u201d \u2014 in this country! \u2014 \u201cI would use the name Hillary,\u201d she wrote online. She said her parents, who currently live in Mallorca, call her Hilaria.<\/p>\n

She said in another post that her mother isn\u2019t even Spanish, as has been reported. Of course, she blamed reporters, commentators and other bystanders for her ruse.<\/p>\n

So Hillary-gate ends with an explosion. Oh, Alec. What else has the woman who sleeps beside you been faking?<\/p>\n

\"Hilaria
Hilaria Baldwin<\/figcaption>
Sean Zanni\/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

You can do so much better than that. Hey \u2014 my parents were both legitimately European.<\/p>\n

But never mind.<\/p>\n

Who needs the drama?\n <\/p><\/div>\n