{"id":164920,"date":"2021-01-27T19:30:50","date_gmt":"2021-01-27T16:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/postal-4-no-regerts-early-access-wednesday-update-now-available\/"},"modified":"2021-01-27T19:30:50","modified_gmt":"2021-01-27T16:30:50","slug":"postal-4-no-regerts-early-access-wednesday-update-now-available","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/postal-4-no-regerts-early-access-wednesday-update-now-available\/","title":{"rendered":"#\n POSTAL 4: No Regerts Early Access \u2018Wednesday Update\u2019 now available"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n POSTAL 4: No Regerts Early Access \u2018Wednesday Update\u2019 now available <\/strong>”<\/p>\n

\n New missions, areas, character customizations, and hijinks. <\/p>\n

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Running With Scissors has released the \u201cWednesday Update\u201d for the Early Access version of POSTAL 4: No Regerts<\/em> for PC via Steam<\/a> and GOG<\/a>, which adds new missions, areas, character customizations, and hijinks to the game<\/a>. <\/span><\/p>\n

Here is an overview of the update, via Running With Scissors:<\/p>\n

Midway through another effed up week in the charming town of Edensin, the Postal Dude awakens in the palatial estate of the Edensin Mayor himself, Mike J. As the Master Bidet-er, Mayor Mike J sets The Postal Dude loose on a righteous crusade. Cleanse the filth of Edensin by installing bidets where they matter most, in the headquarters of the toilet-paper-obsessed Wipe Militant led by Tinklage, and let the holy water flow! Resolve a diplomatic crisis south of the border. Disposable wipes and other \u201cenvironmentally safe\u201d lies about toilet paper create an iceberg-sized blockage in Edensin\u2019s sewage system, causing tons of American sewage to burst into Mexico. Montezuma would be proud!<\/p>\n

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As the latest protagonist in POSTAL 4: No Regerts<\/em>\u2018 increasingly wacky sandbox, Mayor Mike J. sends The Postal Dude to the grand opening of Kunny Island Amusement Park. Krotchy, the phallic mascot of POSTAL<\/em>, has a new yonic partner in Kunny. Performing at Kunny Island is former real life porn star\/DJ Carter Cruise, lending her likeness and voice to her in-game character.<\/p>\n

Hit up the newly opened Lil\u2019s Fashion Funwear for character customization, including the Drag outfit and Classic Trenchcoat outfit from POSTAL 2<\/em>. Arm The Postal Dude with the Mop, a new melee weapon capable of deflecting bullets and cleaning spills. Experience a host of new additions to POSTAL 4: No Regerts<\/em> including first-person splatter on the Dude and a dynamic fluid system so blood, piss and puke can flow downhill. Explore the new Affluent\/Industrial District, home to lavish mansions, luxurious lawns, and the best shopping on this side of the border.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Watch a new trailer below.<\/p>\n