{"id":220864,"date":"2021-04-07T01:04:48","date_gmt":"2021-04-06T22:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/the-best-one-liners-from-yahoo-answers-15-year-run\/"},"modified":"2021-04-07T01:04:48","modified_gmt":"2021-04-06T22:04:48","slug":"the-best-one-liners-from-yahoo-answers-15-year-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/the-best-one-liners-from-yahoo-answers-15-year-run\/","title":{"rendered":"#The best one-liners from Yahoo Answers\u2019 15-year run"},"content":{"rendered":"

“#The best one-liners from Yahoo Answers\u2019 15-year run<\/strong>”
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This advice hub is not long for the web, but its best posts will live on.\u00a0<\/p>\n

After nearly 16 years serving as a repository for the myriad questions from anyone and everyone with an internet connection, Yahoo Answers is throwing in the towel. The Verizon-owned media<\/a> outlet has announced it will stop accepting new submissions beginning April 20 and will begin redirecting to the Yahoo homepage starting May 4.\u00a0<\/p>\n

With the end now nigh for the legendarily ridiculous website devoted to society\u2019s most bizarre, inane and periodically insightful queries, internet denizens have come out in force to mourn the relic by sharing the most insane one-liners posted on it over the years.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u201cHow can I tell if my neighbors are raptors?\u201d asks a question posed on the forum \u2014 \u201c1 decade ago,\u201d according to one Twitter user\u2019s screenshot, which was mournfully posted<\/a> in the wake of the news<\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u201cAre Pokemon real i want to know? ?\u201d wondered<\/a> another poster, who claimed to have once encountered the character Bulbasaur but clarified that \u201cit might have been lettuce.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u201cHow do I use the internet?\u201d a user named Tyler asked<\/a> in another ridiculous moment for the forum. (After receiving a genuine, extensive answer, Tyler posted again: \u201cThanks I was trying to troll but you were so nice and I feel bad now.\u201d)<\/p>\n

Another red-letter day arrived with the question: \u201cWhich is worse? Ignorance or Apathy?\u201d \u2014 to which came the response, \u201cI don\u2019t know and I don\u2019t care.\u201d\u00a0A site griever memorialized the exchange with a tweet<\/a> that read, \u201cThe greatest philosophers of our time were found on Yahoo Answers.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDevastating that Yahoo is closing down Yahoo answers since it\u2019s taking down the internet\u2019s Mona Lisa with it,\u201d reporter Ben Collins captioned<\/a> a screenshot of a jumbled, oft-memed word-salad that asked: \u201cHas anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

Other legends had more empirical questions.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy do chips get stale??\u201d a user once asked<\/a>. Another user answered, \u201cthog dont caare\u201d \u2014 a nonsense response that has since become legendary.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Additional highlights from the last 15 years include the queries \u201cHow<\/a> do you get Youtube to come film you?\u201d and \u201cWhy<\/a> are the holes in cats fur in always the right places for their eyes?\u201d A multitude of questions also egregiously misspelled<\/a> the word \u201cpregnant.\u201d\n <\/div>\n