{"id":235328,"date":"2021-04-26T00:32:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-25T21:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/heres-elon-musks-snl-opening-monologue-as-redacted-by-the-sec\/"},"modified":"2021-04-26T00:32:00","modified_gmt":"2021-04-25T21:32:00","slug":"heres-elon-musks-snl-opening-monologue-as-redacted-by-the-sec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/heres-elon-musks-snl-opening-monologue-as-redacted-by-the-sec\/","title":{"rendered":"#\n  Here\u2019s Elon Musk\u2019s \u2018SNL\u2019 opening monologue (as redacted by the SEC)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_85 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a3ebc7f6e4e8\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a3ebc7f6e4e8\" checked aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/heres-elon-musks-snl-opening-monologue-as-redacted-by-the-sec\/#MarketWatch\" >MarketWatch<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>#<br \/>\n  Here\u2019s Elon Musk\u2019s \u2018SNL\u2019 opening monologue (as redacted by the SEC)<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"article__subhead\" itemprop=\"alternativeHeadline\">\n<\/h2>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"column column--full article__content\">\n<div class=\"article__side\">\n<div class=\"container--sticky not-active\">\n<div class=\"cx--next\">\n              <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"js-article__body\" class=\"article__body article-wrap at16-col16 barrons-article-wrap\" itemprop=\"articleBody\" data-sbid=\"WP-MKTW-0000245205\">\n<div class=\"barrons-article-ad-wrapper\">\n<div data-track=\"barrons-article-ad-wrap\" class=\"barrons-article-ad sticky_item\">\n<div class=\"barrons-main-article-ad-target sticky_target body_ad\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>       Unlike most celebrities t<a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/download-scripts-themes-apps\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"9\" title=\"Download Scripts &amp; Themes &amp; Apps\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">app<\/a>ed to host \u201cSaturday Night Live,\u201d Elon Musk won\u2019t just phone it in. He\u2019ll Autopilot it in.<\/p>\n<p> The bar may not be very high for a show that quarter after quarter fails to beat even its low analyst expectations, but showrunner Lorne Michaels is betting that Musk, whose ego and ambitions cannot be contained by the Earth\u2019s gravitational pull, can supercharge the storied variety\u2019s show\u2019s ratings to the moon.<\/p>\n<div class=\"paywall\">\n       When the billionaire Tesla<br \/>\n        TSLA,<br \/>\n        <bg-quote field=\"percentchange\" format=\"0,000.00%\" channel=\"\/zigman2\/quotes\/203558040\/composite\" class=\"positive\">+1.35%<\/bg-quote><br \/>\n       and SpaceX CEO takes to the 30 Rock stage on May 8, the live studio audience is likely to be made up of more than the usual number of SEC lawyers. Musk proved himself unable to doge the dogged regulators in 2018, when he tweeted he had \u201cfunding secured\u201d to take Tesla private. He paid a fine of $20 million and had to step down as chairman. <\/p>\n<p><strong>In actual <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/news\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"2\" title=\"News\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">news<\/a>: <\/strong>Tesla to report first-quarter earnings amid renewed concerns about its Autopilot<\/p>\n<p>That may be little more than a\u00a0 parking ticket to the richest man in the world, but the SEC seems poised to have the last laugh.<\/p>\n<p>In addition to an early draft of a \u201cFlamethrowers, flamethrowers, flamethrowers!\u201d sketch, MarketWatch somehow obtained Musk\u2019s prepared opening monologue, after it has been redacted by the SEC. Michaels might want to put the SEC\u2019s lawyers on the payroll, as the edited opening looks to be the funniest the show has had in years.<\/p>\n<div data-layout=\"inline\n                \" data-layout-mobile=\"\" class=\"\n          media-object\n          type-InsetMediaIllustration\n            inline\n  article__inset\n          article__inset--type-InsetMediaIllustration\n            article__inset--inline\n  \"><\/p>\n<figure class=\"\n        media-object-image\n        enlarge-image\n        renoImageFormat-\n        img-inline\n        article__inset__image\n      \" itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/ImageObject\"><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:135.9375%;\" data-mobile-ratio=\"135.9375%\" data-layout-ratio=\"135.9375%\" data-subtype=\"\" class=\"image-container  responsive-media article__inset__image__image\">\n        <img decoding=\"async\" srcset=\"https:\/\/images.mktw.net\/im-329668?width=140&amp;size=0.735632183908046 140w,\nhttps:\/\/images.mktw.net\/im-329668?width=540&amp;size=0.735632183908046 540w,\nhttps:\/\/images.mktw.net\/im-329668?width=620&amp;size=0.735632183908046 620w,\nhttps:\/\/images.mktw.net\/im-329668?width=700&amp;size=0.735632183908046 700w,\nhttps:\/\/images.mktw.net\/im-329668?width=860&amp;size=0.735632183908046 860w,\nhttps:\/\/images.mktw.net\/im-329668?width=1260&amp;size=0.735632183908046 1260w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 140px) 100px,\n(max-width: 540px) 500px,\n(max-width: 620px) 580px,\n(max-width: 700px) 660px,\n(max-width: 860px) 820px,\n1260px\" src=\"https:\/\/images.mktw.net\/im-329668?width=620&amp;size=0.735632183908046\" data-enlarge=\"https:\/\/images.mktw.net\/im-329668?width=1260&amp;size=0.735632183908046\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"><\/div><figcaption class=\"wsj-article-caption article__inset__image__caption\" itemprop=\"caption\"><span class=\"wsj-article-credit article__inset__image__caption__credit\" itemprop=\"creator\"><br \/>\n            MarketWatch<br \/>\n          <\/span><br \/>\n  <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>       <em>Editor\u2019s note: We apologize if this attempt at humor fell short of the moon.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"byline article__byline\">\n<p>      <span>By<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"author  hasMenu\" data-scrim='{\"type\":\"author\",\"header\":\"MarketWatch\",\"subhead\":\"The Wall Street Journal\",\"list\":[]}' itemscope itemprop=\"author\" itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/Person\">\n<h4 itemprop=\"name\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"MarketWatch\"><\/span>MarketWatch<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<blockquote><p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">If you liked the article, do not forget to share it with your friends. 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