{"id":285531,"date":"2021-06-28T12:45:58","date_gmt":"2021-06-28T09:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/its-elon-musks-50th-birthday-heres-what-to-get-him\/"},"modified":"2021-06-28T12:45:58","modified_gmt":"2021-06-28T09:45:58","slug":"its-elon-musks-50th-birthday-heres-what-to-get-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/its-elon-musks-50th-birthday-heres-what-to-get-him\/","title":{"rendered":"#It\u2019s Elon Musk\u2019s 50th birthday! Here\u2019s what to get him"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_85 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a3d6b2de3172\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a3d6b2de3172\" checked aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/its-elon-musks-50th-birthday-heres-what-to-get-him\/#Join_a_cool_club\" >Join a cool club!<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/its-elon-musks-50th-birthday-heres-what-to-get-him\/#Send_a_tweet_to_properly_celebrate_Elon_Musks_50th_birthday\" >Send a tweet to properly celebrate Elon Musk\u2019s 50th birthday!<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/its-elon-musks-50th-birthday-heres-what-to-get-him\/#Make_a_donation\" >Make a donation!<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/its-elon-musks-50th-birthday-heres-what-to-get-him\/#Celebrate_Elon_Musks_50th_birthday_by_sacrificing_yourself_in_his_honor\" >Celebrate Elon Musk\u2019s 50th birthday by sacrificing yourself in his honor!<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>#It\u2019s Elon Musk\u2019s 50th birthday! Here\u2019s what to get him<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<div>Friends, lovers, and enemies, today is a special day: Elon Musk is turning 50. Yes, everyone\u2019s favorite insanely rich manchild is now half a century old. Clap. I SAID CLAP.<\/p>\n<p>To put this into some context, Musk is now double the average life expectancy of <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Life_expectancy\">a man in 18th century Prussia<\/a>. And, lord, he\u2019s used that time well, hasn\u2019t he? I mean, have you checked out <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/elonmusk\">his Twitter<\/a>? Inspirational stuff for a grown ass man of 50.<\/p>\n<p>But we\u2019re moving away from the point. What can you possibly get Elon Musk for his 50th birthday? The man is so wealthy that he could afford absolutely anything he needs.<\/p>\n<p>Well, thankfully for you, we have some ideas on how you can celebrate Elon Musk\u2018s 50th birthday properly.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Join_a_cool_club\"><\/span>Join a cool club!<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Remember when Tesla <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2021\/03\/25\/business\/musk-labor-board.html\">illegally fired an employee involved with a union<\/a>? And Elon Musk <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vox.com\/identities\/2019\/9\/30\/20891314\/elon-musk-tesla-labor-violation-nlrb\">broke US labor laws<\/a> with a tweet about it?<\/p>\n<p>Really though, you can\u2019t spell \u201cillegal\u201d without \u201clegal\u201d \u2014 so I\u2019m team Musk here.<\/p>\n<p>When you think about it, shouldn\u2019t billionaires be able to crush workers underneath their feet? They\u2019re worth much more money than them \u2014 and that\u2019s the only way I understand value.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe to try and get on Elon Musk\u2018s level (so we can all hang out), the best thing to do would be to <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unionfacts.com\/cuf\/\">join a cool club<\/a>? One where <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unionfacts.com\/cuf\/\">people come together<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I think that all of us coming together in an organized way is exactly what we should do for\u00a0Elon Musk\u2018s 50th birthday. It\u2019s what he wants. I know it.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Send_a_tweet_to_properly_celebrate_Elon_Musks_50th_birthday\"><\/span>Send a tweet to properly celebrate Elon Musk\u2019s 50th birthday!<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Ahh, the heady days of 2018. The world was a simpler place and Elon Musk tried to barge in on an operation to rescue a Thai soccer team stuck in an underwater cave \u2014 despite having zero experience with any of those things.<\/p>\n<p>He came up with this submarine:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-image post-mediaBleed aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-featured_img wp-image-1358395 js-lazy\" alt=\"elon musk's 50th birthday submarine thai cave\" width=\"796\" height=\"441\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 796px) 100vw, 796px\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-796x441.png\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-796x441.png 796w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-280x155.png 280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-488x270.png 488w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-244x135.png 244w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-1592x881.png 1592w\"\/><figcaption><a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/#\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Feditorial.thenextweb.com%2Ftech%2F2021%2F06%2F28%2Felon-musk-50th-birthday-gift-guide-tesla%2F&amp;via=thenextweb&amp;related=thenextweb&amp;text=Check out this picture on: The child is supposed to go inside.\" data-title=\"Share The child is supposed to go inside. on Twitter\" data-width=\"685\" data-height=\"500\" class=\"post-image-share popitup\" title=\"Share The child is supposed to go inside. on Twitter\"><i class=\"icon icon--inline icon--twitter--dark\"\/><\/a>The child is supposed to go inside.<\/figcaption><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-featured_img wp-image-1358395\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-796x441.png\" alt=\"elon musk's 50th birthday submarine thai cave\" width=\"796\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-796x441.png 796w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-280x155.png 280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-488x270.png 488w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-244x135.png 244w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/06\/elon-musks-50th-birthday-submarine-thai-cave-1592x881.png 1592w\"\/><\/noscript><\/figure>\n<p>Despite the machine being impractical and useless, Musk \u2014 like the big man we know he is \u2014 <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2018\/07\/10\/world\/asia\/elon-musk-thailand-cave-submarine.html\">threw a tantrum<\/a>. Sorry, that was mean. He had a completely balanced reaction because\u00a0<em>how dare they.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Not only did our guy make a situation where children were in mortal danger all about him,\u00a0Musk also found time in his busy schedule to call the head rescuer (Vernon Unsworth) a \u201cpedo guy\u201d and \u201cchild rapist.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A court case followed and, thankfully, Musk won.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out that\u00a0having enough money to pay a harem of lawyers means you can call someone a pedophille and they can argue that you didn\u2019t really mean it. And that leads to <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-us-canada-50695593\">LAW VICTORY<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So to celebrate Elon Musk\u2019s 50th birthday and his legal victory, why don\u2019t we emulate him? There\u2019s no way he\u2019d be annoyed with people calling him a \u201cpedo guy\u201d on <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/social-mediaa\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"1\" title=\"Social Media\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter<\/a>, right? Just as long as folks don\u2019t really mean it and say sorry.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Make_a_donation\"><\/span>Make a donation!<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Wow, 2020 was strange. Remember when people started talking about COVID like it was actually going to be a bad thing? Thankfully, our hero had the cajones to call this out for. nonsense it most definitely was.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The coronavirus panic is dumb<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Elon Musk (@elonmusk) <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/elonmusk\/status\/1236029449042198528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2020<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And, even more impressively, he managed to predict\u00a0<em>exactly<\/em> what was going h<a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/download-scripts-themes-apps\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"9\" title=\"Download Scripts &amp; Themes &amp; Apps\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">app<\/a>en in America in 2020:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Elon Musk (@elonmusk) <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/elonmusk\/status\/1240754657263144960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 19, 2020<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That\u2019s one of the things I love about Musk: he really does know everything about everything and is never wrong. Disinformation? He\u2019s never even heard of it.<\/p>\n<p>In order to properly celebrate Elon Musk\u2018s 50th birthday, why don\u2019t you <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.who.int\/emergencies\/diseases\/novel-coronavirus-2019\/donate\">donate some money to people spreading the REAL truth<\/a> about the coronavirus? I think they\u2019re called WHO, or something.<\/p>\n<p>I assume that\u2019s short for WHO EVEN BELIEVES IN VIRUSES?!?!?<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Celebrate_Elon_Musks_50th_birthday_by_sacrificing_yourself_in_his_honor\"><\/span>Celebrate Elon Musk\u2019s 50th birthday by sacrificing yourself in his honor!<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Look, Elon Musk was worth about <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/elon-musk-jeff-bezos-net-worth-worlds-richest-tesla-amazon-stock-2021-1\">around $182 billion in March<\/a>. While the <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/personal-finance\/average-american-net-worth\">median worth of an American family<\/a> is about $121,700. That means he has about 1.5 million times more money than the average American family.<\/p>\n<p>But does this mean Elon Musk is 1.5 million times better and more important than an American family? Yes. Yes it does.<\/p>\n<p>Elon Musk earned all this money because he works 1.5 million times harder than most American families. If anyone tells you otherwise, they\u2019re a commie bastard and you should report them to your nearest McCarthy center.<\/p>\n<p>In order to properly celebrate Elon Musk\u2018s 50th birthday properly, I suggest we give ourselves up in subservience to him.<\/p>\n<p>Send Musk all our money. Organs? He can have them. Praise be our God King. 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