{"id":303365,"date":"2021-07-20T12:13:21","date_gmt":"2021-07-20T09:13:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/apples-magsafe-battery-pack-is-not-funny\/"},"modified":"2021-07-20T12:13:21","modified_gmt":"2021-07-20T09:13:21","slug":"apples-magsafe-battery-pack-is-not-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/apples-magsafe-battery-pack-is-not-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"#Apple\u2019s MagSafe battery pack IS NOT FUNNY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;<strong>#<a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/download-scripts-themes-apps\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"9\" title=\"Download Scripts &amp; Themes &amp; Apps\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">App<\/a>le\u2019s MagSafe battery pack IS NOT FUNNY<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<div>People, listen. I need you to stop. There\u2019s no need to make fun of Apple\u2019s MagSafe battery pack. You\u2019re upsetting Tim Cook. And, by proxy, me.<\/p>\n<p>There is NOTHING FUNNY about the new product.<\/p>\n<p>Is it okay to be a little surprised about the MagSafe battery pack?\u00a0<em>Of course.\u00a0<\/em>Especially when Apple shows us an image of a product like this:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-image post-mediaBleed aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1361227 js-lazy\" alt=\"apple magsafe battery pack\" width=\"1754\" height=\"1739\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1754px) 100vw, 1754px\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack.jpeg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack.jpeg 1754w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-96x96.jpeg 96w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-212x210.jpeg 212w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-272x270.jpeg 272w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-136x135.jpeg 136w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-796x789.jpeg 796w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-1592x1578.jpeg 1592w\"\/><figcaption><a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/#\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Feditorial.thenextweb.com%2Fplugged%2F2021%2F07%2F20%2Fapple-magsafe-battery-pack-not-funny%2F&amp;via=thenextweb&amp;related=thenextweb&amp;text=Check out this picture on: So sleek, so fancy.\" data-title=\"Share So sleek, so fancy. on Twitter\" data-width=\"685\" data-height=\"500\" class=\"post-image-share popitup\" title=\"Share So sleek, so fancy. on Twitter\"><i class=\"icon icon--inline icon--twitter--dark\"\/><\/a>So sleek, so fancy.<\/figcaption><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1361227\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack.jpeg\" alt=\"apple magsafe battery pack\" width=\"1754\" height=\"1739\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack.jpeg 1754w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-96x96.jpeg 96w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-212x210.jpeg 212w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-272x270.jpeg 272w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-136x135.jpeg 136w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-796x789.jpeg 796w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/apple-magsafe-battery-pack-1592x1578.jpeg 1592w\"\/><\/noscript><\/figure>\n<p>And then, in reality, it actually looks like this:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-image post-mediaBleed aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1361228 js-lazy\" alt=\"magsafe battery pack side angle\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle.jpeg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle-280x187.jpeg 280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle-404x270.jpeg 404w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle-202x135.jpeg 202w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle-796x532.jpeg 796w\"\/><figcaption><a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/#\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Feditorial.thenextweb.com%2Fplugged%2F2021%2F07%2F20%2Fapple-magsafe-battery-pack-not-funny%2F&amp;via=thenextweb&amp;related=thenextweb&amp;text=Check out this picture on: Thanks to Steven Russell for the photos. Mate, you\u2019re the real MVP.\" data-title=\"Share Thanks to Steven Russell for the photos. Mate, you\u2019re the real MVP. on Twitter\" data-width=\"685\" data-height=\"500\" class=\"post-image-share popitup\" title=\"Share Thanks to Steven Russell for the photos. Mate, you\u2019re the real MVP. on Twitter\"><i class=\"icon icon--inline icon--twitter--dark\"\/><\/a>Thanks to <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stevenrussell\/status\/1417165121990893579\">Steven Russell for the photos<\/a>. Mate, you\u2019re the real MVP.<\/figcaption><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1361228\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle.jpeg\" alt=\"magsafe battery pack side angle\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle-280x187.jpeg 280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle-404x270.jpeg 404w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle-202x135.jpeg 202w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-side-angle-796x532.jpeg 796w\"\/><\/noscript><\/figure>\n<p>This. Isn\u2019t. Funny.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, is this the sleek product shown in Apple\u2019s marketing materials? Is actually seeing the MagSafe battery pack \u2014 a wireless charger than clamps on the back of your phone and fills it with juice for the low price of $99 \u2014 a shock<em>?\u00a0<\/em>IS IT FUNNY?<\/p>\n<p>The answers: no, yes, and\u2026 no comment.<\/p>\n<p>Simply, we shouldn\u2019t make fun of\u00a0MagSafe battery pack. It might hurt Apple\u2018s feelings. You might think that doesn\u2019t matter, but\u00a0considering <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.barrons.com\/articles\/apple-shares-on-track-for-record-close-as-market-cap-tops-2-4-trillion-51625685388\">the company recently hit a market cap of $2.4 trillion<\/a>, this means it could effectively have me killed 2.4 trillion times. I\u2019ve got to play it safe.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-image post-mediaBleed aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1361232 size-full js-lazy\" alt=\"magsafe battery pack bottom shot\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot.jpeg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot-280x187.jpeg 280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot-404x270.jpeg 404w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot-202x135.jpeg 202w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot-796x532.jpeg 796w\"\/><figcaption><a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/news\/#\" data-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Feditorial.thenextweb.com%2Fplugged%2F2021%2F07%2F20%2Fapple-magsafe-battery-pack-not-funny%2F&amp;via=thenextweb&amp;related=thenextweb&amp;text=Check out this picture on: Another Steven Russell\u00a0joint, respect.\" data-title=\"Share Another Steven Russell\u00a0joint, respect. on Twitter\" data-width=\"685\" data-height=\"500\" class=\"post-image-share popitup\" title=\"Share Another Steven Russell\u00a0joint, respect. on Twitter\"><i class=\"icon icon--inline icon--twitter--dark\"\/><\/a>Another <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stevenrussell\/status\/1417165121990893579\">Steven Russell<\/a>\u00a0joint, respect.<\/figcaption><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1361232 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot.jpeg\" alt=\"magsafe battery pack bottom shot\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot-280x187.jpeg 280w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot-404x270.jpeg 404w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot-202x135.jpeg 202w, https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/magsafe-battery-pack-bottom-shot-796x532.jpeg 796w\"\/><\/noscript><\/figure>\n<p>Just look at that photo above.\u00a0Honestly, there\u2019s\u00a0<em>nothing\u00a0<\/em>funny about this product. Not one bit. Jokes are useless.<\/p>\n<p>What I\u2019m getting is we shouldn\u2019t say the MagSafe battery pack is what the iPhone would look like if a camel designed it. We also won\u2019t say that if Disney did a modern version of the\u00a0<em>Hunchback of Notre Dame<\/em>,\u00a0this is the device Quasimodo would use.<\/p>\n<p>We also shouldn\u2019t ask this question: do you know who\u2019d love this\u00a0battery pack? And we shouldn\u2019t respond: the\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/avp.fandom.com\/wiki\/Facehugger\">facehuggers<\/a> from <em>Aliens<\/em>. Why?\u00a0<em>Because this isn\u2019t funny.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No, Apple products are beyond reproach and mocking. They transcend humor.\u00a0A company that creates the iPod has a pass for life. Also, don\u2019t forget the assassination thing.<\/p>\n<p>Do I think the\u00a0MagSafe battery pack is a little amusing? Uhhh, yeah? But don\u2019t let Apple hear that. Just because they don\u2019t let third parties listen to your device, doesn\u2019t mean that Mr. Tim Apple isn\u2019t reading what I\u2019m writing this very second.<\/p>\n<p>Shit.<\/p>\n<p>I LOVE THE MAGSAFE BATTERY PACK I THINK IT LOOKS AMAZING AND ISN\u2019T FUNNY AT ALL. Phew, think I got out of that one.<\/p>\n<p><i>Did you know we have a <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/news\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"2\" title=\"News\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">news<\/a>letter all about consumer tech? It\u2019s called Plugged In \u2013<br \/><a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/share.hsforms.com\/1tNyJLC_3RjuVWih9ygK_6A47gef\">and you can subscribe to it right here<\/a>.<br \/><\/i><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">If you liked the article, do not forget to share it with your friends. 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I need you to stop. There\u2019s no need to make fun of Apple\u2019s MagSafe battery pack. You\u2019re upsetting Tim Cook. And, by proxy, me. There is NOTHING FUNNY about the new product. Is it okay to be a little surprised about the MagSafe battery pack?\u00a0Of course.\u00a0Especially&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":303366,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/img-cdn.tnwcdn.com\/image\/plugged?filter_last=1&fit=1280,640&url=https:\/\/cdn0.tnwcdn.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/1\/files\/2021\/07\/header-image-apple-magsafe-battery-pack.jpg&signature=4472c1ed15e5fbe7811c7e5b3256130e","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-303365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=303365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303365\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/303366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=303365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=303365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=303365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}