{"id":323622,"date":"2021-08-13T22:04:47","date_gmt":"2021-08-13T19:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/stranger-things-star-joe-keery-doesnt-wash-his-hair-ever\/"},"modified":"2021-08-13T22:04:47","modified_gmt":"2021-08-13T19:04:47","slug":"stranger-things-star-joe-keery-doesnt-wash-his-hair-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/stranger-things-star-joe-keery-doesnt-wash-his-hair-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"#Stranger Things Star Joe Keery Doesn\u2019t Wash His Hair\u2026 EVER!"},"content":{"rendered":"

“#Stranger Things Star Joe Keery Doesn\u2019t Wash His Hair\u2026 EVER!
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\nThis celebrity shower debate has gotten out of hand!<\/p>\n

While the controversial conversation started by a couple of pairs of parents (Ashton Kutcher<\/strong>\u00a0and Mila Kunis<\/strong>, Dax Shepard<\/strong>\u00a0and Kristen Bell<\/strong>) admitting they go an unconventionally long time before washing their kids, it\u2019s now somehow inspired a handful of celebs to admit they \u2014 not their kids<\/em> \u2014 barely shower!!<\/p>\n

Why would anyone want to admit that? We have no clue\u2026 But for fans of Stranger Things<\/em>, one hottie\u2019s beloved hair has just become the center of the debate.<\/p>\n

Related: Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard Are Blaming Their Lack Of Bathing On The California Drought!?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Joe Keery<\/strong>\u00a0sat down for a cover story with GQ<\/em> on Thursday \u2014 opening up about how his light-brown locks have become more popular than himself and how he keeps his hairdo in such stellar condition. Hint: it doesn\u2019t involve much conditioner.<\/p>\n

The publication opened up the interview writing:<\/p>\n

\u201cHe doesn\u2019t wash his hair. He rarely even touches it, except during moments of contemplation, when his fingers will comb the fallen front strands back into an upward swell that maintains an anime<\/a> level of consistency.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

According to the outlet, the Free Guy<\/em> lead doesn\u2019t even get regularly scheduled haircuts, journalist Brennan Kilbane<\/strong> continued:<\/p>\n

\u201cHe does not \u2018get\u2019 haircuts in the way most people get haircuts \u2014 by asking for and then paying for them. Haircuts simply happ<\/a>en to him, in the way a belly rub happens to a dog on a walk.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

LOLz! What\u2019s crazy is a hair-care brand once wanted to pay Joe to be the face of their product \u2014 even if his locks are apparently dirty AF. After being offered a \u201cbunch of money,\u201d the 29-year-old declined the offer, reflecting:<\/p>\n

\u201cI think it would just be so lame for the majority of people. It would be a sellout move. Don\u2019t you think?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

OK, but let\u2019s get back to that whole \u201cHe doesn\u2019t wash his hair\u201d thing. Because WTF??<\/p>\n

After a late 2019 pic of a haircut gone wrong sent the internet into a chaotic frenzy, we can\u2019t imagine what people are going to say to this revelation!<\/p>\n

Recalling the viral photos of the haircut that looked like a child had gotten hold of a pair of scissors and wreaked havoc on his head (HERE<\/a>), the Massachusetts native remarked:<\/p>\n

\u201cIt didn\u2019t go over well. I saw some funny photos of it, and apparently, I looked like a f**king idiot. But that\u2019s okay. I think it\u2019s good for everybody to look like an idiot at some point.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And that disaster isn\u2019t enough to stop him from contemplating shaving his head in the future! A classic move from any rising star, TBH. Maybe not something that fans would freak out so much about now that they know he doesn\u2019t wash his hair?? What do you think, Perezcious readers?<\/p>\n

Related: David Harbour \u2018Hated\u2019 The Stranger Things<\/em> Dog So Much He Wanted It KILLED OFF!<\/strong><\/p>\n

One person who would definitely insist the young man get cozy with a bottle of shampoo is Terry Crews<\/strong>,\u00a0but his opinions aren\u2019t so cut and dry. Similar to Dwayne \u201cThe Rock\u201d Johnson<\/strong>, the Brooklyn Nine-Nine<\/em> lead is a big proponent of showers! And he takes THREE in a day, too! Talking to Access Hollywood<\/em> about the bathing debate, the comedia<\/a>n explained:<\/p>\n

\u201cI took three today. Three. Today. See, me and Dwayne are right. I took one in the morning, after the workout, and then I took one before I got here. And then I took one in between acts.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

We\u2019re pretty sure that one-ups the Jungle Cruise<\/em> lead! The 53-year-old added:<\/p>\n

\u201cI love to [shower], because I spend so much time sweating.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

But here\u2019s where his opinion might deviate from others \u2014 he seems to be defending the no-shower folks (or shading them depending on how you read his comment):<\/p>\n

\u201cFirst of all, if you ain\u2019t been sweating, you don\u2019t need to shower. But I spend all day sweating, all the time, running and working out, and it ain\u2019t nice. My wife is like, \u2018Babe, babe, babe.\u2019 I\u2019m Mr. Old Spice<\/strong>, you know what I mean? So I\u2019ve got to get clean.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

So he\u2019s saying maybe Keery just isn\u2019t sweating enough to warrant showering?? How sad for his girlfriend!<\/p>\n

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Joe Keery and longtime GF Maika Monroe at the 2018 Emmys. \/ (c) Adriana M. Barraza\/WENN<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We\u2019ll let you argue it out in the comments (below), Perezcious readers! Which side are you on in this shower scandal? Let us know!<\/p>\n

[Image via Sheri Determan\/<\/a>WENN<\/a>\/MEGA<\/a>]<\/em>\n<\/div>\n