{"id":358079,"date":"2021-10-26T07:48:52","date_gmt":"2021-10-26T04:48:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/one-of-marvels-worst-movies-so-far\/"},"modified":"2021-10-26T07:48:52","modified_gmt":"2021-10-26T04:48:52","slug":"one-of-marvels-worst-movies-so-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/one-of-marvels-worst-movies-so-far\/","title":{"rendered":"#One of Marvel’s worst movies so far"},"content":{"rendered":"

“#One of Marvel’s worst movies<\/a> so far<\/strong>”<\/p>\n

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Just out of \u201cInfinity Bore\u201d \u2014 sorry, Marvel\u2019s \u201cEternals.\u201d<\/p>\n

Seriously, what a snooze. Fresh off of winning the Best Director Oscar for \u201cNomadland,\u201d Chlo\u00e9 Zhao has upchucked one of the MCU\u2019s worst movies in ages.<\/p>\n

And to what end? \u201cEternals,\u201d which will no doubt become a Jon Favreau punchline in a future \u201cAvengers\u201d film, need not exist in a universe that already counts the Fantastic Four and X-Men among its franchises.<\/p>\n

Yet, here you go, ticket buyers \u2014 another far worse, uniformed collective of super-beings with conspicuously similar powers and a vague, grandiose mission to save humanity. Well, where were our amazing protectors when several hundred innocent people walked into a lousy, two-hour, 37-minute movie Monday night?<\/p>\n

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Running time: 157 minutes. Rated PG-13 (fantasy violence and action, some language and brief sexuality.) In theaters Nov. 5.\n <\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

The Eternals are powerful aliens that have spent 7,000 years on earth keeping the masses safe from the Deviants, which from what I gathered are wolves made out of twigs. However, like \u201cStar Trek\u201d\u2018s Prime Directive, they refuse to impact the course of history (they often screw up that last part.) \u00a0<\/p>\n

The most important difference between the Eternals and X-Men, however, is that Hugh Jackman\u2019s Wolverine and Halle Berry\u2019s Storm are layered, fascinating character studies. Angelina Jolie\u2019s Thena has the personality of a bar of a soap and an accent that suggests her semester abroad in London was the best four months of her life.<\/p>\n

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Gemma Chan, Richard Madden, Angelina Jolie and Ma Dong-seok join the MCU in \u201cEternals.\u201d<\/figcaption>
\u00a9Walt Disney Co.\/Courtesy Evere<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

All the characters are similarly bland. Richard Madden\u2019s Ikaris is hot, can fly and has laser eyes. Gemma Chan\u2019s Sersi is able to change inanimate objects into other inanimate objects, but God forbid she alter her facial expression.<\/p>\n

Druig (Barry Keoghan) can control people\u2019s minds, Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani) stars in Bollywood movies and has fire hands, Makkari (Lauren Ridloff) runs super fast, Gilgame<\/a>sh (Ma Dong-seok) is really strong and Sprite (Lia McHugh) has the ability to trick people with optical illusions.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s also Phastos, a magical inventor of new technologies played by Brian Tyree Henry, who boasts one of the time-jumping movie\u2019s most confounding moments. The screen reads \u201cHiroshima 1945\u201d while Henry stands amid the wreckage and yells, \u201cWhat have I done?!\u201d \u00a0<\/p>\n

And the group\u2019s leader Ajak is played by Salma Hayek, who is not even allowed to be fun and Salma Hayeky!<\/p>\n

I lost count of how many times these 10 boring people casually found themselves in perfect triangular formation.<\/p>\n

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The Eternals love nothing more than standing in a triangular formation.<\/figcaption>
\u00a9Walt Disney Co.\/Courtesy Evere<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The movie\u2019s conflict is that the Deviants, which were believed to be destroyed, are back again, and our heroes must stop the atrociously animated monsters. Speaking of which, Denis Villeneuve\u2019s \u201cDune,\u201d which hit theaters last Friday, showed theatergoers the wonderment well-done CGI can achieve and how Marvel so regularly makes us beg for the bare minimum.<\/p>\n

\u201cEternals\u201d whisks us to a lot of places like that \u2014 Iraq, South Dakota, Mexico, Mesopotamia, Babylon. They all look exactly the same and make the movie feel like, well, 7,000 years.<\/p>\n

The dramatic open ending teases a sequel. The giggles in the auditorium throughout, however, suggest a reboot.\n <\/p><\/div>\n

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