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“#Olympic Skier Suffers Frozen Penis During Race — Wait, WHAT?!
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\nA cross-country skier from Finland had a chilling<\/em> realization in his run at the Winter Olympics<\/strong> in Beijing this past weekend.<\/p>\n

Finnish Olympian\u00a0Remi Lindholm<\/strong> was enjoying his Olympic experience \u2014 the first of his career \u2014 when he showed up on Saturday for the men\u2019s 50km free start cross country race. The event was set to be the final one of his Olympic run in Beijing this year, so the 24-year-old started strong and was ready to go all out for glory!<\/p>\n

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But there was one leg of the race that was a problem: the third one!<\/p>\n

You see, the weather was so adverse during the run, Olympic officials shortened the course to 30km for all racers for safety. But that wasn\u2019t enough \u2014 because Lindholm\u2019s PENIS froze during his race!<\/p>\n

Wait\u2026 THAT CAN HAPP<\/a>EN?!<\/p>\n

The 24-year-old athlete explained that his little man iced up during the outing, and after the race, he was forced to rush to the locker room to use a heat pack to thaw it out again!!! Speaking to the Finnish outlet Yle Sport<\/em>, Lindholm said:<\/p>\n

\u201cI would have loved to have a decent ride, but you can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished \u2026 When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Oh noooo!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s actually a wonder more athletes didn\u2019t suffer the adverse effects of the weather in these events. After all, Lindholm and the others all spent over an hour \u201cnavigating the ski course in howling, freezing winds\u201d before officials decided to cut the race short.<\/p>\n

Per\u00a0Reuters<\/em>, who noted the terrible temperatures during the cross-country run, Lindholm was still surprised about the awful frozen conditions even after coming inside:<\/p>\n

\u201cIt was one of the worst competitions I\u2019ve been in. It was just about battling through.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Yikes!<\/p>\n

Thankfully, per Finnish news<\/a>paper\u00a0Iltalehti<\/em>, Lindholm did confirm that the heat pack helped warm up\u00a0his package \u201ca little.\u201d Yeah, well, everything<\/em> is going to be \u201clittle\u201d for a while, Remi. Ha!!!<\/p>\n

The craziest part is that this isn\u2019t even the first time he\u2019s suffered a frozen penis!!! Last year, per\u00a0Iltalehti<\/em>, Lindholm had to suffer with an ice-cold member during another race in Ruka, Finland. This poor guy! Maybe he\u2019s just particularly vulnerable for some reason? Greater surface area perhaps?<\/p>\n

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The skier was a very good sport about it, though! He shared screenshots of international news stories about his shrinkage situation to his\u00a0Instagram Stories<\/strong> throughout the day on Sunday, laughing about it as news outlets picked up the tale in English, Spanish, Finnish, and other languages.<\/p>\n

He also posted a series<\/a> of pro pics to his IG account celebrating his Olympics achievement and using the blue freezing face emoji to commemorate the whole situation. You can see those shots\u00a0HERE<\/a>.<\/p>\n

IG commenters followed up with Remi after this unfortunate affair, too. Here are just a few of the reactions (below):<\/p>\n

\u201cI hope you feel warmer and better!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI hope you feel better soon and each new day brings you closer to a full and speedy recovery\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cFrozen penis, your new nickname sounds like a super hero or super evil name.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHows the peepee?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cPraying for your boys\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGet on Tinder to get a peepee warmer bro!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

LOLz!<\/p>\n

Lindholm finished 26th in Saturday\u2019s race, BTW. That follows a 45th place finish in the men\u2019s 15km classic event, and a 25th place turn in the men\u2019s 15km skiathlon earlier this month.<\/p>\n

Not a bad showing overall for the first-time Olympian! Especially considering that handicap\u2026<\/p>\n

We just hope he sits near a lit fireplace or something for a long, long time. He\u2019s certainly earned it! LOLz!<\/p>\n

[Image via Remi Lindholm\/Instagram<\/a>]<\/em>\n<\/div>\n