{"id":439108,"date":"2022-04-27T18:27:28","date_gmt":"2022-04-27T15:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/watch-365-days-this-day-review-even-soapier-sequel-to-softcore-phenom\/"},"modified":"2022-04-27T18:27:28","modified_gmt":"2022-04-27T15:27:28","slug":"watch-365-days-this-day-review-even-soapier-sequel-to-softcore-phenom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/watch-365-days-this-day-review-even-soapier-sequel-to-softcore-phenom\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch &#8216;365 Days: This Day&#8217; Review: Even Soapier Sequel to Softcore Phenom"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_85 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a36ea45364e9\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a36ea45364e9\" checked aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-1'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/watch-365-days-this-day-review-even-soapier-sequel-to-softcore-phenom\/#%E2%80%9CWatch_Online_%E2%80%98365_Days_This_Day_Review_Even_Soapier_Sequel_to_Softcore_Phenom%E2%80%9D\" >&#8220;Watch Online &#8216;365 Days: This Day&#8217; Review: Even Soapier Sequel to Softcore Phenom&#8221;<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-2' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/watch-365-days-this-day-review-even-soapier-sequel-to-softcore-phenom\/#%E2%80%9C%E2%80%98365_Days_This_Day_Review_Even_Soapier_Sequel_to_Softcore_Phenom%E2%80%9D\" >&#8220;&#8216;365 Days: This Day&#8217; Review: Even Soapier Sequel to Softcore Phenom&#8221;<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/watch-365-days-this-day-review-even-soapier-sequel-to-softcore-phenom\/#optional_screen_reader\" >optional screen reader<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-4' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-4'><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-4' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/watch-365-days-this-day-review-even-soapier-sequel-to-softcore-phenom\/#Read_More_About\" >Read More About:<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h1><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CWatch_Online_%E2%80%98365_Days_This_Day_Review_Even_Soapier_Sequel_to_Softcore_Phenom%E2%80%9D\"><\/span>&#8220;Watch Online &#8216;365 Days: This Day&#8217; Review: Even Soapier Sequel to Softcore Phenom&#8221;<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h1>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9C%E2%80%98365_Days_This_Day_Review_Even_Soapier_Sequel_to_Softcore_Phenom%E2%80%9D\"><\/span>&#8220;&#8216;365 Days: This Day&#8217; Review: Even Soapier Sequel to Softcore Phenom&#8221;<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<div>\n                        LOL. So in a twist so unexpected they\u2019ll hear you gasp in Warsaw, the second installment of Barbara Bia\u0142owas and Tomasz Mandes\u2019 adaptation of Blanka Lipi\u0144ska\u2019s \u201c365 Days\u201d trilogy drops today on Netflix, and it\u2019s piping hot trash. Moreover, largely absent the first film\u2019s outright offensive rape apologism \u2014 \u201cBaby Girl\u201d Laura (Anna-Maria Sieklucka) even refers to her erstwhile kidn<a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/download-scripts-themes-apps\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"9\" title=\"Download Scripts &amp; Themes &amp; Apps\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">app<\/a>ing as \u201csick\u201d at one point, marking an empowerment arc as skimpy as her underwear \u2014 this time out there\u2019s even less of what in screenwriting terminology is called a \u201creason\u201d for the \u201cstory.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Without the flimsy, regressive \u201cBeauty and the Beast with Two Backs\u201d structure of the 2020 megahit (still the most successful movie ever in terms of number of days spent at No. 1 on Netflix worldwide), Lipi\u0144ska and co-screenwriters Mandes and Mojca Tir\u0161, in need of something to fill the slivers of time between soft-focus shagging sessions, go back to the classics. Which in the \u201c365 Days\u201d universe does not mean Aeschylus, but \u201cAs The World Turns.\u201d Or \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/general\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"3\" title=\"General\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">General<\/a> Hospital.\u201d Or \u201cAll My Children.\u201d Or basically any soap opera that aired long enough to resort to the most eyeroll-inducing of plot contrivances, which spoiler sensitivity mandates must not be revealed here, but, yes, it\u2019s that one. You know the one.<\/p>\n<p>So wait, can this mean that Laura survived the last film\u2019s ending, a cliffhanger so uninspired it was set on a literal cliff? Reader, she did! The sequel opens with Laura on her wedding day receiving a visit from her Sicilian mafioso fianc\u00e9 Massimo (Michele Morrone, the human incarnation of the smoldering ruins of Rome circa AD 64) before their nuptials. \u201cYou shouldn\u2019t be here,\u201d is the first line she speaks (in fairness she can rarely get a word in between the wall-to-wall rock balladeering of the soundtrack) as she coyly turns away from one of approximately 26 featured Mediterranean horizons. But unsolicited though Massimo\u2019s arrival may be, her second line \u2014 \u201cI don\u2019t have panties\u201d \u2014 suggests it\u2019s hardly unexpected. Their subsequent sun-flared lovemaking confirms that while Episode One\u2019s attempt on her life may have caused Laura to lose the pregnancy she\u2019d never told Massimo about, it has not otherwise marred her rockin\u2019 bod, nor even mildly inhibited her flexibility.<\/p>\n<p>Enter Laura\u2019s party-girl BFF Olga (Magdalena Lamparska), shrieking about bad luck and shooing Massimo away, just in time for Laura to redo her makeup, briefly don some knickers and slo-mo up the aisle to \u201cAve Maria.\u201d Then the \u201cNovember Rain\u201d-video vibe gives way to a sexed-up Sandals resort commercial as the honeymoon passes in a blur of light bondage, pool sex and a truly hilarious <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/game\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"7\" title=\"Game\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">game<\/a> of erotic golf. They ride ponies on the beach at sunset. Laura goes brunette again. And then it\u2019s back to the grind, as the newlyweds encounter such relatable newlywed issues as being bored while one\u2019s spouse plots a rival family\u2019s downfall and being distracted by the bulging tool belt of a scaldingly hot gardener (Simone Susinna, fair play to the casting agents for finding the only actor on earth who could make Morrone look merely quite handsome by comparison).<\/p>\n<p>The gardener \u2014 OR IS HE? \u2014 is called Nacho, appropriately for such a tasty snack, and shows up just in time to be a tattooed deltoid to cry on for Laura, who is becoming a bit frustrated with being the kept woman of a sexually aggressive but emotionally repressed gangster who only deals in groin-based intimacy. It\u2019s hardly surprising the couple have a communication problem, given that Polish-speaking Laura and Italian-speaking Massimo use ESL-weekend-course-level English as their love language, and both have clearly been too busy humping to keep up with Duolingo. Exclamations like \u201cGet me out from here!\u201d \u201cHow do I look like?\u201d along with Massimo\u2019s often indecipherable cadences and Laura\u2019s mangled pronunciations of words like \u201cguaranteed\u201d suggest they\u2019d be a lot better off if only their relationship, like their movie, came with closed-caption subtitling.<\/p>\n<p>Then Laura discovers hubs being groinally intimate with his ex-girlfriend Anna (Natasza Urbanska) at a party. Flinging her phone into the sea, Laura, never one to engineer her own escapes, husks \u201ctake me away from here\u201d to Nacho. They abscond to another paradise island and another paradise villa, differentiated from Massimo\u2019s mainly because the furnishings are predominantly wicker. They have sex \u2014 or do they? Is it perhaps all a dream? The eternal gauziness of DP Bartek Cielica\u2019s \u201990s music-video cinematography, set to the omnipresent off-brand rock-pop contributions from incredibly overworked composers Patryk Kom\u00f3r and Dominic Buczkowski-Woytaszek, make it very hard to tell Laura\u2019s softcore fantasies from Laura\u2019s softcore reality.<\/p>\n<p>But then, that\u2019s the point here. The sex scenes are varied, at least in terms of location \u2014 honestly, you\u2019ll never look at a putting green the same way. There\u2019s a Christmas tryst in which Laura\u2019s gift to Massimo is herself, trussed up in leather wristband restraints with \u201cfuck me\u201d somewhat redundantly emblazoned on them in gold, lying on a rumpled sheet alongside a cornucopia of sex toys \u2014 even one that is none-too-subtly inserted from a southerly direction right as the singer wails, \u201cI wanna do bad things to you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But whatever marginally transgressive sex acts may be implied, it\u2019s the black-and-gold vibrators and the bedsheets and Laura\u2019s complicated lingerie that are really the focus of this tiresomely basic erotic fantasia: Like the \u201cFifty Shades of Grey\u201d franchise that inspired this flagrant rip-off, the \u201c365 Days\u201d films are less about the sex than they are about the <em>stuff<\/em>. The suits and sunglasses, villas and jetskis, shopping montages and s<a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/trip-and-travel\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"10\" title=\"Trip &amp; Travel\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">trip<\/a>per heels, Lamborghinis and Corvettes. Long before \u201cThis Day\u201d closes on <em>its<\/em> inevitable cliffhanger \u2014 this time genuinely one of the funniest slow-motion shootouts ever \u2014 it\u2019s devolved into the lifestyle catalogue it was always destined to be, once the ick of its initial premise wore thin. Which is good <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/news\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"2\" title=\"News\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">news<\/a> for franchise stakeholders eyeing future installments up to and beyond Lipinska\u2019s third book, because dunderheaded rape-romance plots might get you to 365 days, but stuff? 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