{"id":447972,"date":"2022-05-16T20:22:47","date_gmt":"2022-05-16T17:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/i-dont-think-thats-funny\/"},"modified":"2022-05-16T20:22:47","modified_gmt":"2022-05-16T17:22:47","slug":"i-dont-think-thats-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/i-dont-think-thats-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"#&#8217;I don\u2019t think that\u2019s funny&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_84 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a2885172f88e\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" 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href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/i-dont-think-thats-funny\/#%E2%80%9C%E2%80%98I_dont_think_thats_funny%E2%80%9D\" >&#8220;&#8216;I don\u2019t think that\u2019s funny&#8217;&#8221;<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h1>&#8220;&#8216;I don\u2019t think that\u2019s funny'&#8221;<\/h1>\n<div>\n<aside class=\"single__inline-module alignleft\">\n<\/aside>\n<p>FAIRFAX, Va. \u2014 Amber Heard denied defecating in the marital bed she shared with ex-husband Johnny Depp,\u00a0saying in court Monday\u00a0that the couple\u2019s\u00a0Yorkshire terrier\u00a0was the real culprit.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The \u201cAquaman\u201d actress, 36, testified\u00a0that Depp, 58, accused her friend of leaving human excrement on his side of the bed at their apartment in Los Angeles after a fight on the night of her 30th birthday in April 2016.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFirst of all, I don\u2019t think that\u2019s funny,\u201d Heard said as the former couple\u2019s\u00a0sensational defamation trial\u00a0resumed in Virginia after a weeklong hiatus.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u201cI was not, also, in a pranking mood,\u201d she told\u00a0the jury. \u201cMy life was falling apart.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Heard claimed their dog Boo had lifelong \u201cbowel control issues\u201d because she had eaten a bag of Depp\u2019s weed\u00a0as a puppy.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI had just been attacked on my 30th birthday by my violent husband, with whom I was desperately in love and knew I needed to leave,\u201d Heard said of the circumstances surrounding the alleged \u201cfeces prank.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was not really a jovial time, and I don\u2019t think that\u2019s funny, period,\u201d she continued. \u201cThat\u2019s disgusting.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Depp is suing Heard for $50 million, claiming she defamed him in a\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/opinions\/ive-seen-how-institutions-protect-men-accused-of-abuse-heres-what-we-can-do\/2018\/12\/18\/71fd876a-02ed-11e9-b5df-5d3874f1ac36_story.html\">2018 Washington Post op-ed<\/a>\u00a0in which she wrote that she had been a victim of domestic abuse.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/poop-amber-johnny.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"Amber Heard is insisting she didn't defecate in the marital bed she shared with ex-husband Johnny Depp, saying she believes the culprit was the couple's Yorkshire Terrier, Boo. \" class=\"wp-image-22286192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/poop-amber-johnny.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1535 1536w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/poop-amber-johnny.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all 1024w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/poop-amber-johnny.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=512 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\"\/><figcaption>Amber Heard is insisting she didn\u2019t defecate in the marital bed she shared with ex-husband Johnny Depp, saying she believes the culprit was the couple\u2019s Yorkshire terrier Boo.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The \u201cPirates of the Caribbean\u201d star\u00a0has accused Heard of leaving the feces in their bed\u00a0following a massive fight,\u00a0shortly before she headed off to Coachella with her gal pals.<\/p>\n<p>Heard said she was getting ready to <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/trip-and-travel\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"10\" title=\"Trip &amp; Travel\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">travel<\/a> to the music festival with a friend, and had left Boo and the couple\u2019s other dog, Pistol, on their bed while she packed for the trip.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier in the\u00a0trial, now in its fifth week, Depp testified that he planned to stop by the apartment to retrieve some belongings when someone at the home sent him a photo of what he described as \u201chuman fecal matter\u201d on his side of the bed.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"714\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-47.jpg?w=714\" alt=\"Heard is seen with Boo back in 2012. The star said the dog suffered from &quot;bowel control issues&quot; after eating Depp's weed as a puppy.\" class=\"wp-image-22286181\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-47.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1428 1428w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-47.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1071 1071w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-47.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=714 714w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-47.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=357 357w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-47.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 714px) 100vw, 714px\"\/><figcaption>Heard is seen with Boo back in 2012. The star said the dog suffered from \u201cbowel control issues\u201d after eating Depp\u2019s weed as a puppy.<\/figcaption><figcaption><span class=\"credit\">FilmMagic<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u201cMy initial response to that was, I mean, I laughed,\u201d the actor told the court. \u201cIt was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He claimed that Heard \u201ctried to blame it on the dogs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019re teacup Yorkies. They weigh about 4 pounds each,\u201d he said.\u00a0\u201cI lived with those dogs. I picked up their funk. It was not the dogs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>On Monday, Heard also told the jury that Depp was \u201cobsessed with dog poop.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The actress\u00a0recalled refusing to name Depp as her alleged attacker after police officers were called to the then-couple\u2019s Los Angeles apartment in May 2016.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI did not want them to arrest Johnny,\u201d she said. \u201cI just refused to cooperate.\u201d<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"759\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-44.jpg?w=759\" alt=\"Depp is seen with his beloved teacup Yorkie in an undated social media snap. The star disputes claims the pint-sized dog could have produced the large amount of fecal matter.\" class=\"wp-image-22286178\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-44.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1518 1518w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-44.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1139 1138w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-44.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=759 759w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-44.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=380 379w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/dog-boo-44.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 759px) 100vw, 759px\"\/><figcaption>Depp is seen with his beloved teacup Yorkie in an undated <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/social-mediaa\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"1\" title=\"Social Media\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">social media<\/a> snap. The star disputes claims the pint-size dog could have produced the large amount of fecal matter.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The following day, Depp sent Heard a text message, calling her \u201cshameless\u201d for letting her friend work out of the penthouse.<\/p>\n<p>He then brought up the idea of getting a divorce.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI tried to make it work and you just turned more and more into a spoiled brat,\u201d he wrote, as seen in the text message shown in court.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAll you wanted wars to make the f\u2014ing miserable. Well, I\u2019m finally there. I\u2019ll never be able to understand how I. fell in love with you\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Asked by her attorney\u00a0Elaine Bredehoft if Heard and Depp had discussed divorce the night before, the actress replied: \u201cWe didn\u2019t discuss divorce. 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