{"id":455803,"date":"2022-06-01T02:57:38","date_gmt":"2022-05-31T23:57:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/remember-my-late-husbands-political-jokes\/"},"modified":"2022-06-01T02:57:38","modified_gmt":"2022-05-31T23:57:38","slug":"remember-my-late-husbands-political-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/remember-my-late-husbands-political-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"#Remember my late husband&#8217;s political jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_85 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a38441e33cb7\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a38441e33cb7\" checked aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-1'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/remember-my-late-husbands-political-jokes\/#%E2%80%9CRemember_my_late_husbands_political_jokes%E2%80%9D\" >&#8220;Remember my late husband&#8217;s political jokes&#8221;<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-2' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/remember-my-late-husbands-political-jokes\/#Poli-sigh_studies\" >Poli-sigh studies<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/remember-my-late-husbands-political-jokes\/#Curious_oddities\" >Curious oddities<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/remember-my-late-husbands-political-jokes\/#Things_are_looking_up_%E2%80%A6\" >Things are looking up \u2026<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h1><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CRemember_my_late_husbands_political_jokes%E2%80%9D\"><\/span>&#8220;Remember my late husband&#8217;s political jokes&#8221;<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h1>\n<div>\n<aside class=\"single__inline-module alignleft\">\n<div class=\"inline-module inline-module--columnist inline-module--author\">\n<div class=\"inline-module--author__img\">\n            <img decoding=\"async\" width=\"76\" height=\"69\" src=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2013\/08\/cindy-adams.png?w=76&amp;h=69&amp;crop=1\" class=\"attachment-nyp_columnist size-nyp_columnist\" alt=\"Cindy Adams\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2013\/08\/cindy-adams.png 76w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2013\/08\/cindy-adams.png?w=38 38w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 76px) 100vw, 76px\"\/>       <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>I just came across a Nov. 20, 1999, joke column on politics. My late husband, co<a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/social-mediaa\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"1\" title=\"Social Media\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">media<\/a>n Joey Adams \u2014 president of all the actors \u2014 wrote it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe first debate was a dead heat.\u00a0Al Gore\u00a0was dead \u2014\u00a0Bill Bradley\u00a0was in heat.\u00a0George Bush\u00a0had some prior commitment. A Tupperware party. His supporters determined that 92% of people in his own state don\u2019t know him \u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHillary\u2019s holiday parties will feature a <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/game\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"7\" title=\"Game\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">game<\/a>. Pin the Tail on\u00a0Rudy. She says her critics are demeaning the presidency and that\u2019s not their job. That\u2019s her husband\u2019s job. If elected, her first task will be to see that Senate leaders without sin instigate stoning procedures.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnalysts declare\u00a0Bill\u00a0politically impotent \u2014 which is not where the impotence is most needed \u2026 And Socks, tired of his master\u2019s sex habits, meowed to Buddy the first dog: \u201cI told you this was a cathouse.\u201d And Gore says he stands behind the president. He\u2019d like to stand in front but there\u2019s always a girl in the way.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Poli-sigh_studies\"><\/span>Poli-sigh studies<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Clinton\u00a0did\u00a0Monica Lewinsky. FDR did Lucy Mercer. JFK played potsy with half our population. Warren \u2014 last name Harding \u2014 had assorted ladies. Alexander Hamilton\u2019s lover was Maria. Caught with\u00a0Donna Rice,\u00a0Gary Hart\u00a0never made the White House. Thomas Jefferson? The enslaved Sally Hemings. Eisenhower was known to drive his lady driver. Etc., etc.<\/p>\n<p>In something called \u201cConspiratorially Speaking,\u201d\u00a0Henry Kissinger\u00a0once wrote, \u201cAmerican presidential dalliances seem almost commonplace.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anyone notice if currently the Rose Garden is blooming?<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"682\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/Warren-Harding.jpg?w=682\" alt=\"Warren Harding\" class=\"wp-image-22481227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/Warren-Harding.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1023 1023w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/Warren-Harding.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=682 682w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/Warren-Harding.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=341 341w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/Warren-Harding.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px\"\/><figcaption>The White House has a proud tradition of interesting presidents, including Warren Harding.<\/figcaption><figcaption><span class=\"credit\">GL Archive \/ Alamy Stock Photo<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Curious_oddities\"><\/span>Curious oddities<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Collection of little known anything:<\/p>\n<p>Dionne Warwick\u00a0is godmother to\u00a0O.J. Simpson\u2019s daughter\u00a0Arnelle\u00a0\u2026 Jimmy Stewart was godfather to\u00a0Jane Fonda\u00a0\u2026 Gene Siskel bought\u00a0John Travolta\u2019s white \u201cSaturday Night Fever\u201d suit for $2,000 \u2014 then 17 years later at a Christie\u2019s auction resold it for $145,000 .\u2009.\u2009. Starting out as a band John Lennon and\u00a0Paul McCartney\u00a0used the name Johnny and the Moondogs .\u2009.\u2009.<\/p>\n<p>Eddie Murphy\u00a0once bought a Jimi Hendrix headband for $19,800 \u2026 Agatha Christie was addicted to doing numerical puzzles and said she\u2019d be a mathematician if she hadn\u2019t written mystery novels .\u2009.\u2009. Barry Goldwater once shaved with peanut butter \u2014 and praised it \u2026 For $93,500,\u00a0Charlie Sheen\u00a0bought the baseball that went through Bill Buckner\u2019s legs to help the Mets win the world championship \u2026 On hotel registers Marlon Brando signed Lord Greystoke (Tarzan\u2019s British name).<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/Bill-Buckner.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"Boston Red Sox first baseman Bill Buckner misplays the ball during Game 6 of the World Series against the New York Mets. \" class=\"wp-image-22481277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/Bill-Buckner.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1535 1536w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/Bill-Buckner.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all 1024w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/05\/Bill-Buckner.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=512 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\"\/><figcaption>Charlie Sheen once brought the baseball that famously went through Bill Buckner\u2019s legs during game 6 of the 1986 World <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/watch-movies-tv-seriess\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"8\" title=\"Watch Movies &amp; TV Series\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Series<\/a>.<\/figcaption><figcaption><span class=\"credit\">AP Photo\/Boston Globe, Stan Grossfeld<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Geronimo\u2019s real name was Goyathalay (means One Who Yawns) \u2026 Woodrow Wilson affectedly spelled OK as okeh, which he considered the proper Choctaw spelling \u2026 Timothy Leary was godfather to\u00a0Winona Ryder\u00a0whose real last name is Horowitz \u2026 George Reeves \u2014 real last name, Bessolo \u2014 was buried in the gray suit he wore as Clark Kent on \u201cSuperman\u201d \u2026 Middle names: James Hoffa\u2019s was Riddle, Robert S. McNamara\u2019s was Strange.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Things_are_looking_up_%E2%80%A6\"><\/span>Things are looking up \u2026<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Milk is up, gas is up, for rent you need a Brinks truck and the Hamptons finally caught on. One Montauk dockside joint now charges $97 for a Lobster Cobb salad. Highway lobbery. Crowds even at places they can\u2019t get into. And an Equinox pop-up for sweating in Bridgehampton now screens <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/download-scripts-themes-apps\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"9\" title=\"Download Scripts &amp; Themes &amp; Apps\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">app<\/a>licants for $750 a month. Hey, some things just don\u2019t work out.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n<p>The White House guy drools. The City Hall guy fools.<\/p>\n<p>Question: Where did NYC\u2019s mayor\u00a0Eric\u00a0the Great get educated?<\/p>\n<p>Answer: Frig U.<\/p>\n<p>Only in America, kids, only in America.\u00a0\n                        <\/p><\/div>\n<blockquote><p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">If you liked the article, do not forget to share it with your friends. 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My late husband, comedian Joey Adams \u2014 president of all the actors \u2014 wrote it. \u201cThe first debate was a dead heat.\u00a0Al Gore\u00a0was dead \u2014\u00a0Bill Bradley\u00a0was in heat.\u00a0George Bush\u00a0had some prior commitment. A Tupperware party. 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