{"id":486101,"date":"2022-08-19T18:09:45","date_gmt":"2022-08-19T15:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/watch-the-next-365-days-review-for-masochists-only\/"},"modified":"2022-08-19T18:09:45","modified_gmt":"2022-08-19T15:09:45","slug":"watch-the-next-365-days-review-for-masochists-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/watch-the-next-365-days-review-for-masochists-only\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch &#8216;The Next 365 Days&#8217; Review: For Masochists Only"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_85 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a413e40498fe\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a413e40498fe\" checked aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-1'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/watch-the-next-365-days-review-for-masochists-only\/#%E2%80%9CWatch_Online_%E2%80%98The_Next_365_Days_Review_For_Masochists_Only%E2%80%9D\" >&#8220;Watch Online &#8216;The Next 365 Days&#8217; Review: For Masochists Only&#8221;<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-2' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/watch-the-next-365-days-review-for-masochists-only\/#%E2%80%9C%E2%80%98The_Next_365_Days_Review_For_Masochists_Only%E2%80%9D\" >&#8220;&#8216;The Next 365 Days&#8217; Review: For Masochists Only&#8221;<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h1><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CWatch_Online_%E2%80%98The_Next_365_Days_Review_For_Masochists_Only%E2%80%9D\"><\/span>&#8220;Watch Online &#8216;The Next 365 Days&#8217; Review: For Masochists Only&#8221;<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h1>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9C%E2%80%98The_Next_365_Days_Review_For_Masochists_Only%E2%80%9D\"><\/span>&#8220;&#8216;The Next 365 Days&#8217; Review: For Masochists Only&#8221;<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<div>\n                        In a shocking abrogation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights \u2014 at least as it pertains to film critics \u2014 a mere 114 days has elapsed between Barbara Bia\u0142owas and Tomasz Mandes\u2019 two sequels to their 2020 Netflix-busting softcore phenom, \u201c365 Days.\u201d So just a few scant months after \u201c365 Days: This Day\u201d left us in a swirl of Steadicam and a hail of bullets, here\u2019s \u201cThe Next 365 Days,\u201d plunging the <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/watch-movies-tv-seriess\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"8\" title=\"Watch Movies &amp; TV Series\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">series<\/a>\u2019 fans, and its contractually obliged observers, back into the lightly kink-dusted erotic adventures of Laura (Anna-Maria Sieklucka) and Massimo (Michele Morrone), the streaming era\u2019s favorite oversexed, underclad rape-apologist couple. What a time to be alive.<\/p>\n<p>In truth, the shortness of that window is a blessing, given the third film optimistically expects us to remember what h<a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/download-scripts-themes-apps\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"9\" title=\"Download Scripts &amp; Themes &amp; Apps\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">app<\/a>ened in the second \u2014 beyond there being an evil twin, a blisteringly attractive gardener called Nacho (Simone Sussina) and a comical climactic shootout \u2014 and therefore to be mildly taken in by the fake-out beginning. Once again we\u2019re teased with tiny ninny Laura\u2019s possible death, as Massimo, her hulking mafioso kidnapper-husband, grieves at a gravestone obscured by his ludicrously broad shoulders (straining at a jacket which, as ever with Piotr Koncki\u2019s costume design, walks a dangerous line between being tailored to a sculptural tightness, and simply being a bit too small). Meanwhile Olga (Magdalena Lamparska), a pair of designer sunglasses with a person attached, sobs about missing her bestie Laura while trying on a wedding dress: She\u2019s is now engaged to Domenico (Otar Saralidze), Massimo\u2019s consigliere, do keep up.<\/p>\n<p>Nacho, who absconded with Laura, aka \u201cbaby girl\u201d (still ick), in episode two and was then revealed to be the scion of another Sicilian gangster clan, attends a post-bloodbath parlay with Massimo. The two alpha-smokeshow rivals glower at each other, the ridges of their bestubbled jaws twitching like fissures on the unstable slopes of Mt. Vesuvius just before it engulfed Pompeii. The prospect of this rumbling feud erupting into violence is a tantalising one: Given the physical fitness and gorgeousness of all concerned it would be devastating but also extremely hot, rather like Abercrombie declaring war on Fitch.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, no such conflagration occurs. Instead, late on, in the series\u2019 one truly surprising and cherishable moment, Bia\u0142owas and Mandes finally give the horned-up audience what it <em>really<\/em> wants: Nacho and Massimo kissing. Not to suggest that these few seconds of guy-on-guy fantasy action (1:29:10 if you just want to skip straight there) justify the existence of the whole trilogy, but it sure does put all the coy titillations of the movie\u2019s hetero lovemaking in perspective. Except for a weird nightclub\/gimp-mask sequence, and this imaginary threesome, the sex scenes this time are tediously vanilla, and nothing holds a candle to episode two\u2019s putting-green orgasm for sheer comedy.<\/p>\n<p>Because, of course, the two musclebound thirst-traps are not mourning Laura at all. Baby girl and, more importantly, baby girl\u2019s libido have recovered from her gunshot wound, and now she\u2019s ready to get back to full-time writhing duties atop her brooding hubs. The only wrinkle is that occasionally, while engaged in one of her curiously anhydrous romps with Massimo, she fantasizes about Nacho. And who can blame her? As fine as Morrone is, he\u2019s only given \u201csmolder\u201d to play, where Sussina gets to flash his dazzling smile while also fixing the camera with a gaze that could crisp up a rosemary and black olive focaccia at twenty paces.<\/p>\n<p>These are the astronomical stakes of \u201cThe Next 365 Days\u201d: Should Laura be with Massimo or Nacho? One wants to ball her in the Mediterranean, the other wants \u201cto meditate with her in Bali.\u201d Tomasz Mandes and Mojca Tir\u0161, co-writing with the books\u2019 author Blanka Lipinska, already distanced \u201cThis Day\u201d from the original film\u2019s queasy rapiness, but now seem to want to engineer a full 180. Given the ultra-sensitive, ribbed-for-her-pleasure alternative offered by Nacho, also a mafia boss but one who <em>surfs<\/em> and has unambiguously consensual candlelit beachside sex, Laura is finally working out that maybe the guy who kidnapped and sexually enslaved her and now jealously monitors her every move is not the prince she Stockholmed herself into believing he was. It took three movies, a failing mafia marriage, getting shot, a lost pregnancy, a car crash and the patient, undying affections of an even hotter, even richer guy, but whatever. Go feminism.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not just the plotting that feels bone-tired this time out. The design departments seem underslept too: the outfits are ho-hum, even those at the atelier Laura sometimes remembers she runs. The al fresco dining areas and nightclub scenes during which Olga\u2019s evident full-blown alcoholism is constantly played for klutzy laughs, are entirely interchangeable. And once you\u2019ve seen one dramatic sky skidding off the infinity pool of a modernist villa at dusk, you\u2019ve seen \u2019em all. Furthermore, we\u2019re used to the oddly inflected, non-native English dialogue (\u201cThe plane is to your disposal,\u201d \u201cThis white shit replaced me\u201d) but now even the bikini-waxed images from franchise DP Bartek Cielica come across as gauzily inattentive. During one would-be dramatic rooftop confrontation between Laura and Massimo, it\u2019s hard not to be distracted by some greasy handprints on the glass railing that keep glinting between them in the flaring lens.<\/p>\n<p>Indeed, the only contributors who don\u2019t appear completely tapped out by the end of \u201cThe Next 365 Days\u201d are those with arguably the most reason to be. Composers Patryk Kum\u00f3r and Dominic Buczkowski-Woytaszek pen a Herculean 25 original soft-rock ballads for the soundtrack, many of which play out for a couple of minutes or more, because that\u2019s how much of this movie takes place in slo-mo montage. Granted, the songs are 100% indistinguishable and all the lyrics appear written by the same algorithm that generates the dialogue: Who knows what to make of a sex scene scored to a gravel-voiced chorus of \u201cFuck society?\u201d Still, 25!<\/p>\n<p>But just because almost everyone\u2019s exhausted by this crummy cash-cow franchise, doesn\u2019t mean the franchise is exhausted in turn. The hope that \u201cThe Next 365 Days\u201d will be the last \u201c365 Days\u201d merely because it\u2019s based on the final book is a slim one, especially given how it ends, on a question left hopefully dangling, with only a rock-ballad crescendo and a deranged camera doing infinity loops around the two stars for resolution. \u201cI need more time,\u201d Laura husks repeatedly, to Nacho, to Massimo, to Olga and to the warm wind tousling her hair. 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