{"id":529037,"date":"2022-12-19T01:39:23","date_gmt":"2022-12-18T22:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/a-meghan-markle-talking-doll-and-other-creative-christmas-gifts\/"},"modified":"2022-12-19T01:39:23","modified_gmt":"2022-12-18T22:39:23","slug":"a-meghan-markle-talking-doll-and-other-creative-christmas-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/a-meghan-markle-talking-doll-and-other-creative-christmas-gifts\/","title":{"rendered":"#A Meghan Markle talking doll and other creative Christmas gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_84 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a2d21ccd3deb\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a2d21ccd3deb\" checked aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-1'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/a-meghan-markle-talking-doll-and-other-creative-christmas-gifts\/#%E2%80%9CA_Meghan_Markle_talking_doll_and_other_creative_Christmas_gifts%E2%80%9D\" >&#8220;A Meghan Markle talking doll and other creative Christmas gifts&#8221;<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-2' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/a-meghan-markle-talking-doll-and-other-creative-christmas-gifts\/#Creative_Christmas_tidings\" >Creative Christmas tidings<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/a-meghan-markle-talking-doll-and-other-creative-christmas-gifts\/#Among_the_presents_are_ugly_presences\" >Among the presents are ugly presences<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h1><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"%E2%80%9CA_Meghan_Markle_talking_doll_and_other_creative_Christmas_gifts%E2%80%9D\"><\/span>&#8220;A Meghan Markle talking doll and other creative Christmas gifts&#8221;<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h1>\n<div>\n<aside class=\"single__inline-module alignleft\">\n<div class=\"inline-module inline-module--columnist inline-module--author\">\n<div class=\"inline-module--author__img\">\n            <img decoding=\"async\" width=\"76\" height=\"69\" src=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2013\/08\/cindy-adams.png?w=76&amp;h=69&amp;crop=1\" class=\"attachment-nyp_columnist size-nyp_columnist\" alt=\"Cindy Adams\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2013\/08\/cindy-adams.png 76w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2013\/08\/cindy-adams.png?w=38 38w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 76px) 100vw, 76px\"\/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Creative_Christmas_tidings\"><\/span><strong>Creative Christmas tidings<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>It\u2019s beginning to sound a lot like Christmas. Take the jokes:<\/p>\n<p>Gifts: The\u00a0Kardashian\u00a0bra. \u201cJust water it, wear it, watch it grow.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Me-Me-Meghan\u00a0talking doll. Wind it up and it pees on you.<\/p>\n<p>And the new Ken doll whispers to Barbie, \u201cYou\u2019re WHAT?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Compulsive Shoppers Prayer: The Lord was my Taylor. He leadeth me from Saks and maketh me to lie down in Bergdorf\u2019s. Anointeth my brow with Amazon and delivereth me by UPS. Yea, though I walk through the Gap, in the valley of Walmart. I. Magnin will fear no markdowns. For thine is the Internet, Home Shopping and resale shops forever.<\/p>\n<p>The Wisdom: Were there Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men, they\u2019d have arrived on time because they\u2019d have asked directions. They would\u2019ve helped deliver the baby, tidied up the stable, made a tuna casserole and every toilet seat in Bethlehem would have been down.<\/p>\n<p>The Seers: Crystal ball types say 10% of Americans believe Elvis is still alive \u2014 43% believe\u00a0Joe Biden\u00a0is still alive.<\/p>\n<p>The wish:\u00a0Nancy Pelosi\u00a0told Santa she wants a year\u2019s supply of Depends.<\/p>\n<p>The future: If\u00a0Kamala\u00a0runs again Americans will storm the Mexican border.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/12\/kamala-harris.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"Vice President Kamala Harris becoming president might have Americans heading for the southern border.\" class=\"wp-image-25057869\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/12\/kamala-harris.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1535 1536w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/12\/kamala-harris.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all 1024w, https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/12\/kamala-harris.jpg?quality=75&amp;strip=all&amp;w=512 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\"\/><figcaption>Vice President Kamala Harris becoming president might have Americans heading for the southern border.<\/figcaption><figcaption><span class=\"credit\">REUTERS\/Evelyn Hockstein<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The kindness: <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/social-mediaa\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"1\" title=\"Social Media\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter<\/a>\u2019s new CEO sent staffers holiday cards all addressed to \u201cOccupant.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The poem: On the 12th day of Christmas the US gave to me: 12 states still voting, 11 counties still counting, 10 Democrats fibbing, nine lawyers filing, eight deadlines passing, seven votes outstanding, six judges finagling, five assistants quitting, four CIA guys spinning, three recounts, two candidates and an empty presidency.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Among_the_presents_are_ugly_presences\"><\/span><strong>Among the presents are ugly presences<\/strong><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Christmas: Trees from Canada, tinsel from China, lights from Malaysia, neckties from Italy, sweaters from England, fragrance from France, shoes from the Philippines, T-shirts from India. Great old-fashioned US holiday. But, be aware, grinches still exist. An employee once wrote Leona Helmsley: \u201cThe salary you owe me I give as a Christmas present.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The good <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/news\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"2\" title=\"News\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">news<\/a>. Smart\u00a0Kelly Ripa\u00a0does the Christmas Mass on Zoom.<\/p>\n<p><strong>And that\u2019s probably not done only in New York, kids, only in New York.<\/strong>\n                        <\/div>\n<blockquote><p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">If you liked the article, do not forget to share it with your friends. 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Take the jokes: Gifts: The\u00a0Kardashian\u00a0bra. \u201cJust water it, wear it, watch it grow.\u201d The Me-Me-Meghan\u00a0talking doll. Wind it up and it pees on you. 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