{"id":66100,"date":"2020-09-14T01:18:00","date_gmt":"2020-09-13T22:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/en.buradabiliyorum.com\/chuck-schumer-clanks-as-he-tries-stand-up-alongside-jerry-seinfeld\/"},"modified":"2020-09-14T01:18:00","modified_gmt":"2020-09-13T22:18:00","slug":"chuck-schumer-clanks-as-he-tries-stand-up-alongside-jerry-seinfeld","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/chuck-schumer-clanks-as-he-tries-stand-up-alongside-jerry-seinfeld\/","title":{"rendered":"#Chuck Schumer clanks as he tries stand-up alongside Jerry Seinfeld"},"content":{"rendered":"

“#Chuck Schumer clanks as he tries stand-up alongside Jerry Seinfeld<\/strong>”<\/p>\n

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September 13, 2020 |<\/span> 6:18pm <\/p>\n

\n Amy Schumer evidently did not share the comedy gene with her cousin.<\/p>\n

Sen. Chuck Schumer clanked a joke Sunday at the Gotham Comedy Club, where he took the stage alongside Jerry Seinfeld to advocate for federal funding for city performance venues hit hard by the coronavirus.<\/p>\n

Perhaps channeling his inner Kenny Bania, Schumer launched into the fumbling set-up of the bit before a social<\/a>ly-distanced audience of reporters and aides.<\/p>\n

\u201cMrs. Walters is brought before a judge, and the judge rolls his eyes,\u201d Schumer began, as a masked Seinfeld looked on from the side. \u201cHe says, \u2018Mrs. Walters, you\u2019re back.’\u201d<\/p>\n

Yada yada yada, Walters is a known kleptomaniac accused in the most recent case of shoplifting a can of four peaches from a local store.<\/p>\n

\u201cI have no choice, I\u2019m going to sentence you to four nights in jail, one for each peach,\u201d Schumer quoted the judge as decreeing.<\/p>\n

\u201cHe\u2019s about to bang the gavel and pronounce [his] sentence when a gentleman in the middle of the room gets up, all agitated,\u201d said Schumer. \u201c\u2018Your honor, your honor, may it please the court, I\u2019m her husband. She also stole a can of peas!’\u201d<\/p>\n

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The punchline elicited only a smattering of chuckles from the tough New York crowd and a few seconds of silence from Seinfeld, before he threw his head back with a sharp laugh and explained the joke to the audience.<\/p>\n

\u201cI see. Because there\u2019s more peas in a can of peas,\u201d Seinfeld spelled out. \u201cSo she\u2019d be in jail longer. Because she\u2019s annoying him.\u201d<\/p>\n

The seasoned stand-up then gave a more hearty laugh, before generously pronouncing the Senate minority leader on his way.<\/p>\n

\u201cAll right, that\u2019s level one,\u201d said Seinfeld.<\/p>\n

The pair came together to tout the bipartisan Save Our Stages Act, which would free up $10 billion in federal funding to help small performance venues shuttered by the coronavirus stay afloat.\n <\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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