{"id":707652,"date":"2026-01-14T20:15:13","date_gmt":"2026-01-14T17:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/earth-must-die-launches-january-27\/"},"modified":"2026-01-14T20:15:13","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T17:15:13","slug":"earth-must-die-launches-january-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/earth-must-die-launches-january-27\/","title":{"rendered":"Earth Must Die launches January 27"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_85 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a3a18f9b1498\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #dd3333;color:#dd3333\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6a3a18f9b1498\" checked aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/earth-must-die-launches-january-27\/#Release_Date_Trailer\" >Release Date Trailer<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Point-and-click adventure <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/game\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"7\" title=\"Game\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">game<\/a> <em>Earth Must Die<\/em> will launch for PC via <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link-external\" href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/3639780\/Earth_Must_Die\/\" target=\"_blank\">Steam<\/a> on January 27, publisher No More Robots and developer Size Five announced. A new demo is available now. <span id=\"more-1019045\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Here is an overview of the game, via No More Robots:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>About<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>From the desk of VValak Lizardtongue, Grand Shepherd of the Tyrythian Empire:<\/p>\n<p>Well this is just complete and utter bullshit.<\/p>\n<p>Those idiotic, moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from my dear, sweet, extremely dead father?<\/p>\n<p><!-- AD: content --><\/p>\n<p>Did I mention that this is bullshit?<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s fine though, because what they don\u2019t realize is that I am going to make them very, very dead. Along with my trusty sidekick and childhood nursing bot Milky\u2014please do not ask me questions about that\u2014I will whiz over to Earth, turn it into a stinking pile of rubble, and be back home in time for a warm glass of milk before bed.<\/p>\n<p><em>Earth Must Die<\/em> is the story of my glorious rise to power (off the back of my adored father\u2019s passing), my subsequent accidental surrender to the Terranoids, and my infamous revenge against Earth and everything it stands for.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/download-scripts-themes-apps\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"9\" title=\"Download Scripts &amp; Themes &amp; Apps\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">App<\/a>arently the story is retold in the form of one of those old point and click adventure games that people gave a shit about in the 1990s, I wanna say? But in 2025. Doesn\u2019t sound like a good idea to me, but what do I know\u2014I\u2019m just a benevolent, terrifying leader of worlds who everyone loves and also super respects.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m also not sure what the phrase \u201cBritish comedy royalty\u201d is supposed to mean, but I guess they got a bunch of \u201cfunny\u201d fuckwits to dub over my glorious voyage to feed the Terranoids their own arseholes? Let me just copy\/paste the list here so I don\u2019t have to give them any more time and effort than they deserve:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Joel Fry \u2013 Vvalak Lizardtongue<\/li>\n<li>Martha Howe-Douglas \u2013 Milky<\/li>\n<li>Alex Horne \u2013 Major Haskit, Bentik<\/li>\n<li>Ben Starr \u2013 Krall, Danzan<\/li>\n<li>Tamsin Greig \u2013 Rena, Blorr, Spiffy<\/li>\n<li>Matthew Holness \u2013 Phelonius Skwid<\/li>\n<li>Mike Wozniak \u2013 Willip, Jobson, Druce<\/li>\n<li>Don Warrington \u2013 Quintarian<\/li>\n<li>Stevie Martin \u2013 Skwidbot<\/li>\n<li>Sophie Duker \u2013 Meebap<\/li>\n<li>Emma Fryer \u2013 Parrach, Betsy<\/li>\n<li>Alasdair Beckett-King \u2013 Oogles, Toilet, Vacuum, Village Elder<\/li>\n<li>Rosie Holt \u2013 Chizz, Zarlaph, Karton<\/li>\n<li>Jon Blyth \u2013 Fnaaaarglurp, Olkus<\/li>\n<li>Julie Nolke \u2013 Grace Flufton<\/li>\n<li>Sam O\u2019Leary \u2013 Ian Gard, Ripper<\/li>\n<li>Tom Lawrinson \u2013 Tree, Needledick<\/li>\n<li>Sally Beaumont \u2013 Glushh, Big Snake<\/li>\n<li>David Monteith \u2013 Allus, Pfysus, Marvap, Altican, Commandant<\/li>\n<li>Inel Tomlinson \u2013 Cecil, Zertan, Robert Droid, Skwid Guards<\/li>\n<li>Theo Leslie \u2013 Dinny<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>How do I not have someone to do this for me? Anyway, apparently my magnificent story is told over a <a href=\"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/category\/watch-movies-tv-seriess\/\" data-internallinksmanager029f6b8e52c=\"8\" title=\"Watch Movies &amp; TV Series\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">series<\/a> of many hours, and you click a bunch and things happen and really I don\u2019t care about any of this, I\u2019m just here for the glory.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ll be able to experience my unbelievably cool story through something called \u201cSteam,\u201d which is apparently how you access experiences like this back in 2025. Sounds primitive, but I guess every civilization has to start as gross slugs crawling their way onto the banks of the future.<\/p>\n<p>VValak signing off.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Watch a new trailer below.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Release_Date_Trailer\"><\/span><span>Release Date Trailer<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Earth Must Die is launching January 27th on Steam! Play the demo NOW!\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Nr0mqovgrHA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<blockquote><p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">If you liked the article, do not forget to share it with your friends. 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A new demo is available now. Here is an overview of the game, via No More Robots: About From the desk of VValak Lizardtongue, Grand Shepherd of the Tyrythian Empire: Well&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":707653,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/www.gematsu.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Earth-Must-Die_01-14-26.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[160283,107992,81272,148284,10958,160284],"class_list":["post-707652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-game","tag-earth-must-die","tag-no-more-robots","tag-pc","tag-point-and-click","tag-release-dates","tag-size-five"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=707652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707652\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/707653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=707652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=707652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buradabiliyorum.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=707652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}