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“#Providing therapy for Jets fans who can’t take it anymore<\/strong>”<\/p>\n

\n Jets fan, you\u2019re next. Come on in.<\/em><\/p>\n

I\u2019m Dr. Coz. I\u2019ll be your therapist today. Take a seat. You can take that bag off of your head. This is a safe space. What\u2019s on your mind? Just remember, I charge by the hour.<\/p>\n

JF<\/strong>: I can\u2019t take it anymore, Doc. This team is going to kill me. Did you watch it on Sunday? The Dolphins, the stinking Dolphins, embarrassed us. Ryan Fitzpatrick threw two interceptions and it did not even matter. The defense stinks. The offense is worse. They ruin my Sundays. They are 0-6 and might go 0-16, but they\u2019ll probably screw that up and win a game<\/a> so we don\u2019t get the No. 1 pick.<\/p>\n

DC<\/strong>: I see. Well, is there any way things could get better?<\/p>\n

JF<\/strong>: They could start by firing Adam Gase. That would at least let me know the Johnson brothers are actually watching these games. Every time the camera shows him, he is scribbling on that damn play sheet. You know what I\u2019d like to do with that red pen of his?<\/p>\n

DC<\/strong>: OK, calm down. We don\u2019t condone violence here. What if you took the rest of the season off from the Jets? Maybe you could watch the Red Zone channel or the other games?<\/p>\n

JF<\/strong>: Oh yeah, that would be great. Then I could see Robby Anderson catching everything in sight for the Panthers. They told us the guy couldn\u2019t run routes here. Now, he\u2019s freaking Jerry Rice. Or better yet, I can watch the Seahawks and see Jamal Adams, the only good player this team has drafted in the last decade, star for Pete Carroll, who the Jets fired after one season. The guy has only won two national championships and a Super Bowl since then. Everywhere I look there are former Jets playing better than when they were here. Demario Davis has become Dick Butkus with the Saints. First game of the stinking season, Kelechi Osemele is pushing people all over the field and Cris Collinsworth could not shut up about how good he looked. What did he do here? Nothing. They got rid of him after three games.<\/p>\n

DC<\/strong>: I hear you. That is tough. I\u2019m not much of a football fan, but I\u2019m amazed to see what Tom Brady is doing at 43 years old. That is inspirational \u2026<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s a tough time to be a Jets fan.<\/span>Anthony J. Causi<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

JF<\/strong>: Stop! Stop! If I have to hear about the great Brady anymore, I\u2019m going to throw up. Even worse, now whenever he leads the Buccaneers to a win, the announcers talk about how great Todd Bowles is as the Bucs\u2019 defensive coordinator. Suddenly, he\u2019s a great coach again. He took a four-year break from being a defensive genius with the Jets, I guess.<\/p>\n

DC<\/strong>: I would think Jets fans would be happ<\/a>y that Tom Brady is no longer in their division.<\/p>\n

JF<\/strong>: So would I, Doc, if the Jets were a competent team. This should have been when we were ready to take over the division. It is Sam Darnold\u2019s third year. This is when everything should have been built up around him. There should be great receivers and a great offensive line. They should have a good defense and good coaching. Instead, I have to watch Josh Allen get all of that in Buffalo. The Bills are going to humiliate the Jets on Sunday and I\u2019m going to have to hear from Bills fans about how they are the only real team in New York. Have you ever been to Buffalo? It\u2019s Canada with chicken wings.<\/p>\n

DC<\/strong>: Your friends don\u2019t comfort you after Jets losses?<\/p>\n