#Disfigured Christmas ornament is ‘not approved’

#Disfigured Christmas ornament is ‘not approved’

“#Disfigured Christmas ornament is ‘not approved’” All I Want for Christmas is … Ewwwww!  Mariah Carey doesn’t want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing she needs: her “not approved” ornament to be excluded from your Christmas tree.  Holiday hilariousness is in full effect thanks to a delightfully disfigured decoration fashioned to resemble…

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#Florida woman allegedly stabs sister with Christmas ornament

#Florida woman allegedly stabs sister with Christmas ornament

“#Florida woman allegedly stabs sister with Christmas ornament” A Florida woman has been arrested for allegedly stabbing her sister with a pointy Christmas ornament early Wednesday, authorities said. Shirley Rogers, 55, was arguing with her boyfriend in her Oxford home when her sister stepped in to try and calm her down, according to an arrest…

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#A Christmas Carol, but during the 2020 pandemic

#A Christmas Carol, but during the 2020 pandemic

“#A Christmas Carol, but during the 2020 pandemic” We’ve rewritten a few favourites so they better align with this year’s pandemic holiday season, including ‘How the Grinch stole a pandemic Christmas,’ and ‘A 2020 holiday song, inspired by Adam Sandler.’ Ebenezer Scrooge opened his desk drawer to grab a stapler and quickly shut it again…

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#How Adam Sandler might sing for the 2020 holidays

#How Adam Sandler might sing for the 2020 holidays

“#How Adam Sandler might sing for the 2020 holidays” “You can grouse and moana, about this damn corona” We’ve rewritten a few favourites so they better align with this year’s pandemic holiday season, including ‘How the Grinch stole a pandemic Christmas,’ and ‘A pandemic Christmas Carol.’ Writer’s note: I considered writing a COVID version of…

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#How the Grinch stole a pandemic Christmas

#How the Grinch stole a pandemic Christmas

“#How the Grinch stole a pandemic Christmas” He was sure every Who in the town was resistant / To keeping their gatherings socially distant. / “And they’re cooking their turkeys!” he yelped with anxiety. / “The year 2020 has crippled society!” We’ve rewritten a few favourites so they better align with this year’s pandemic holiday…

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#’All I want for Christmas is You” hits number one

#’All I want for Christmas is You” hits number one

“#’All I want for Christmas is You” hits number one” Mariah Carey got all she wanted for Christmas. The singer’s iconic Christmas anthem “All I Want for Christmas Is You” soared to the top of the Hot 100 chart on Monday after hitting 812 million streams. The song, which was originally released in 1994, reached…

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