#Morbius Review: This Batman Doesn’t Rise

#Morbius Review: This Batman Doesn’t Rise

“Morbius Review: This Batman Doesn’t Rise” Vampire Batman meets The Matrix in a rote and predictable anti-hero blockbuster. Morbius has a brilliant doctor with a crippling blood disease injecting himself with Chiroptera DNA. The film looks and sounds like a retread of special effects classics. If only the filmmakers had copied the quality of those…

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#Jared Leto broods in boring Marvel film

#Jared Leto broods in boring Marvel film

“Jared Leto broods in boring Marvel film” Renowned scientist Dr. Michael Morbius has a brilliant idea. In order to cure a debilitating bloodborne illness, he will combine human DNA with that of a Costa Rican vampire bat.  How does it work? No clue. He authoritatively says “coagulants,” slaps a couple vials in a centrifuge, et…

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#Caleb Landry Jones Stuns in Horrific True Crime Story

#Caleb Landry Jones Stuns in Horrific True Crime Story

“Caleb Landry Jones Stuns in Horrific True Crime Story” Caleb Landry Jones devastatingly portrays the disturbed and despicable individual responsible for committing one of Australia’s most heinous crimes. Nitram tells the backstory leading up to the events of the horrific Port Arthur mass shooting in 1996. It is a tragic exploration of mental illness, the…

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#Another adventure film for idiots

#Another adventure film for idiots

“Another adventure film for idiots” When did Hollywood decide that all globe-trotting adventures have to be extremely stupid? In the 1980s, “Raiders of the Lost Ark” and “Romancing the Stone” weren’t chicken soup for the moron’s soul. Neither was the much more recent “National Treasure,” starring Nicolas Cage. However, the dumb new movie “The Lost…

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#Ryan Reynolds’ sappy time travel fail

#Ryan Reynolds’ sappy time travel fail

“Ryan Reynolds’ sappy time travel fail” Good science fiction shouldn’t be a sobfest. That’s the No. 1 issue facing “The Adam Project,” an artificially emotional Ryan Reynolds vehicle on Netflix about a time traveler who meets his kid self. The film is drowning in sap. You yawn through the uninspired action sequences — just 30…

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#The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty Review

#The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty Review

“The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty Review” In 2019, Adam McKay and Will Ferrell called it quits. Like children of a messy divorce, audiences everywhere were upset and curious as to why the creative geniuses behind Gary Sanchez Productions and Funny or Die would end on such a sour note, after having created some of…

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#Bland and forgettable new caped crusader film

#Bland and forgettable new caped crusader film

“#Bland and forgettable new caped crusader film” Gotham City just can’t get its act together. It’s been a hotbed of crime and decrepitude for — what? 83 years now? — And try though Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, Ben Affleck and now Robert Pattison might, the metropolis gets worse and…

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