#Larger noses equal larger penises, study says

#Larger noses equal larger penises, study says

“#Larger noses equal larger penises, study says” Perhaps Pinocchio had a secret. In a study that’ll no doubt inspire a spike in nose jobs, Japanese researchers discovered that men with large sniffers tend to pack large penises as well. “This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between stretched penile length and nose size,”…

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#Bowser’s penis gets censored on Patreon after complaint

#Bowser’s penis gets censored on Patreon after complaint

“#Bowser’s penis gets censored on Patreon after complaint” What a bunch of c-blocks. A fan mock-up of “Super Mario” character Bowser’s penis has been pulled off Patreon after its artist claimed that Nintendo complained the lewd depiction violated copyright laws. “This peepee got claimed by Nin tendo,” tweeted AkkoArcade, who had initially created the “Super Mario”…

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#NYC man cuts off penis, throws it in toilet

#NYC man cuts off penis, throws it in toilet

“#NYC man cuts off penis, throws it in toilet” A man cut off his penis on Wednesday and reportedly threw it in a toilet at his Staten Island apartment, police and sources said. The 50-year-old man’s roommate called police at about 11:45 a.m. and told them that the man had cut his own arm, law…

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#Here’s how salary corresponds to penis size: study

#Here’s how salary corresponds to penis size: study

“#Here’s how salary corresponds to penis size: study” This brings new meaning to job compensation.  Size does matter when it comes to salary — but not in the way you might think. A survey by online bazaar OnlyBuy found that the biggest earners tend to have the smallest willies. To determine whether penis proportions correspond…

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