#SPAM goes on lockdown due to inflation

#SPAM goes on lockdown due to inflation

“SPAM goes on lockdown due to inflation” It’s the nation’s crises in a can.  Inflation and crime have gotten so bad in Gotham that even cheap meat like Spam has to be locked up. At Duane Reade’s store in the Port Authority bus depot, the shelf-stable product — only $3.99 a can — is now…

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#Couple try to steal Basquiat painting from Manhattan gallery

#Couple try to steal Basquiat painting from Manhattan gallery

“Couple try to steal Basquiat painting from Manhattan gallery” Two would-be art thieves tried to snatch a Jean-Michel Basquiat painting from a Chelsea gallery earlier this month, police said. The attempted heist happened at Taglialatella Galleries on the evening of May 14, the NYPD announced Wednesday. The suspects — a young man and woman with…

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#NYC PTA treasurer indicted for stealing 5K from school

#NYC PTA treasurer indicted for stealing $185K from school

“NYC PTA treasurer indicted for stealing $185K from school” An Upper East Side PTA treasurer was indicted Tuesday for allegedly stealing $185,000 from his kid’s elementary school to help fund a lavish lifestyle that included trips to the Caribbean and high-end clothing. Marc Haynes, 34, the former co-treasurer of the East Side Elementary School, PS…

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