August 14, 2020 | 12:39pm | Updated August 14, 2020 | 12:54pm

This jerk’s ride is no longer the ultimate driving machine.

A BMW owner parked the flashy car in front of a Bronx hydrant overnight — and got a costly lesson when a fire broke out nearby and the FDNY smashed his windows to run their hose.

Firefighters rushed to the three-story building on Holland Avenue around 3:30 a.m. when the two-alarm blaze broke on the first floor and eventually spread through the house.

That’s when they found the blacked-out beamer parked right in front of the hydrant.

Firefighters shattered the front windows and ran the waterline over the sports car’s front passenger’s and driver’s seats.

It took nearly two hours to get the blaze under control with two firefighters suffering minor injuries, according to fire officials.

Four residents were also injured in the blaze but they were expected to be OK, officials said.

Cops appeared to write the driver a ticket, but the NYPD had no additional information on the beamer’s owner.